PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Busta Rhymes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Y cage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). cage is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Don't let me be misunderstood. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Y cage was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Rhymes
vs
cage

180 cm
22
180 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

182 cm
22
167 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Hulk Supplementz

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Busta Rhymes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Y cage!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
cage stuffs the takedown attempt from Rhymes. Rhymes gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice takedown defense from cage. No joy for Rhymes on that attempt.
cage keeps the fight on the outside.
Rhymes looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Busta Rhymes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nice combo by cage! Oh, that's hurt him - Rhymes falls to the canvas and cage follows him into side control.

Rhymes is rocked!

cage decides to stand back up. cage steps back and let's Rhymes get back to his feet.
Oh Rhymes is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Rhymes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
cage lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Rhymes falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Y cage!