PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Karl Hungus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eyelove Fucked up (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hungus comes to the cage accompanied by Marilyn Manson - Sweet Dreams. Fucked up has chosen call to prayer as his entrance music. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Hungus
vs
Fucked up

186 cm
23
183 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

178 cm
21
182 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Fast

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Karl Hungus!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Eyelove Fucked up!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Arvi Lind and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hungus shoots and misses
and Fucked up counters with a thumping low kick.
Hungus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hungus shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Fucked up but Fucked up pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Hungus fails with the takedown
and Hungus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Karl Hungus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucked up misses the jab.
Fucked up fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hungus manages to avoid it.
Fucked up tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fucked up fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hungus tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Fucked up swivels and escapes.
Fucked up misses with a right hand

and Hungus counters with a shoot takedown. Fucked up fights it but they end up in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Hungus looking to pass the guard.
Fucked up keeping moving, preventing Hungus from controlling successfully.
Hungus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hungus is working hard here to advance position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hungus postures up as if he's going to throw some strikes but drops back for an ankle! Fucked up is in big trouble! He looks ready to tap! But no, he's escaped and dives on top of Hungus, into his guard.
Fucked up has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Hungus is proving hard to escape from.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fucked up preventing the sweep.
Hungus is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fucked up preventing the sweep.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hungus has a closed guard, preventing Fucked up from standing up.
Hungus trying to control the position.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Karl Hungus wasn't doing enough on the ground.
Fucked up pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Hungus misses with a takedown attempt
and Fucked up counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hungus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Fucked up as he jumps to the side.
Fucked up misses with a head kick.
Fucked up misses with a left hand

and Hungus counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Hungus.
Hungus postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Hungus has gone for a leg lock! Fucked up slips out almost immediately though and dives into Hungus's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Hungus looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Karl Hungus dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Fucked up connects with an inside leg kick.
Hungus shoots in but Fucked up avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Fucked up misses with a lunging right hand

so Hungus counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

Hungus drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Fucked up dives on top into guard.
Fucked up must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Hungus working a defensive guard here.
Fucked up wants to get up but he can't break Hungus's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Fucked up postures up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hungus wants to sweep here but Fucked up controlling him for the moment.
Hungus controls Fucked up momentarily but Fucked up frees himself.
Fucked up would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

Hungus throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

Fucked up decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Hungus, up you get!
Fucked up loads up on a big right hand but Hungus slips the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up misses with a looping right.
Fucked up throws a hook but Hungus blocks it.
Hungus tries for a takedown but Fucked up circles away easily
and Fucked up counters with a nice leg kick.
Fucked up throws a head kick that misses.
Hungus with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Fucked up to score with a decent uppercut.
Fucked up misses with a low kick.
Fucked up looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up misses with a body shot.
Fucked up finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Fucked up fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hungus shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Fucked up counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Karl Hungus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucked up attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Fucked up waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hungus.
Hungus lands a head shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hungus misses with a takedown attempt - Fucked up sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Fucked up stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Fucked up wants it to stay on the feet.
Fucked up loads up on a big right hand but Hungus slips the punch.
Hungus shoots in looking for a takedown. Fucked up tries to sprawl out of it but Hungus keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Fucked up manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Fucked up fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Hungus has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Eyelove Fucked up will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fucked up jabs Hungus to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Hungus has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hungus there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fucked up swings widly with a right hand

and Hungus counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Fucked up!

Hungus goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Fucked up turns into him and now he's in Hungus's guard.

Hungus looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Fucked up passes into side control.
Hungus tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Fucked up presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hungus gets back to half guard.
Hungus tries to get to full guard but Fucked up has control of the leg.
Hungus is looking to control Fucked up's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Hungus avoid being mounted?
Hungus trying to get back to full guard but Fucked up takes advantage of the position and moves to full mount!
Hungus is looking to improve his position but Fucked up isn't that keen on the idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hungus tries to hold on but Fucked up pushes him away.
Hungus keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Fucked up is standing up out of mount! Strange tactic there - he must really want this one on the feet!
A swing and a miss from Fucked up.
Hungus staying out of range there.
Hungus tries for a takedown but Fucked up circles away easily
and Fucked up counters with a straight right hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up misses with a straight left.
Fucked up thuds his shin into the meat of Hungus's side.
Hungus has his takedown stuffed
and Fucked up counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Hungus is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Hungus slips a jab and a cross from Fucked up.
Fucked up lands a leg kick that knocks Hungus off balance momentarily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fucked up.
Hungus misses with a takedown attempt
and Fucked up counters with a low kick, right behind Hungus 's knee.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Karl Hungus did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Fucked up explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Hungus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fucked up.
Fucked up looks to land a right hand but Hungus moved out of range.
Hungus blocks a low kick nicely.
Fucked up throws a jab when Hungus was well out of range.
Fucked up dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fucked up cracks Hungus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hungus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fucked up was well out of range. Poor timing from Hungus.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hungus shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Fucked up pinned against the cage. Fucked up gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Hungus is trying hard to land a takedown here. Fucked up sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Hungus shoots and misses
and Fucked up counters with a low kick, right behind Hungus 's knee.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Karl Hungus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Fucked up misses with an attempted mid kick.
Eyelove Fucked up is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hungus shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Fucked up defends it nicely.
Fucked up misses with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up throws a leg kick that misses.
Fucked up throws a hook to the side of Hungus's head but Hungus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hungus shoots for a double leg takedown but Fucked up sprawls well. He's pushed Hungus's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Fucked up misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hungus.
Fucked up throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Fucked up connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up misses with a body kick.
Hungus misses with a takedown
and Fucked up counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Hungus misses with a takedown
and Fucked up counters with a straight right hand.
Fucked up swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hungus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Hungus blocks the body kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hungus has his takedown stuffed
and Fucked up counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A jab from Fucked up misses.
Fucked up lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Fucked up throws a lazy right hand but Hungus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Eyelove Fucked up seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hungus doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fucked up counters with a stiff right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyelove Fucked up dominated that fourth round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Fucked up misses with a few strikes there.
Fucked up swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Hungus.
Fucked up keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Hungus closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hungus with a poor takedown
and Fucked up counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hungus misses with a takedown
and Fucked up counters with a low kick, right behind Hungus 's knee.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Karl Hungus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fucked up misses with a leg kick.
Hungus misses with a takedown attempt
and Fucked up counters with a nice body kick.
Fucked up throws a jab but it's blocked by Hungus.
Hungus staying out of range there.
Hungus keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hungus blocks a jab.
Hungus is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Fucked up throws out a loose jab but Hungus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fucked up lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Hungus at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fucked up throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

so Hungus counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Fucked up working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Hungus.
Hungus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Hungus slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Hungus trying to control but Fucked up is working from the bottom.

Hungus drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Fucked up manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Hungus has Fucked up in his guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fucked up won't allow Hungus to sweep him here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hungus is trying to hold Fucked up in close to prevent damage but Fucked up has managed to pass into half guard.

Hungus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Hungus has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Fucked up is working away from the top position though.

Hungus looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hungus trying to control here.
Hungus is looking for a sweep. Fucked up is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Karl Hungus overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Fucked up stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Hungus to get to his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hungus doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Hungus takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Karl Hungus.
I think Hungus has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 48:47
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 48:47
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Karl Hungus!
Karl Hungus is the new welterweight champion!