PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joey Knish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyson Pumperknickle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Knish might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Big Ten Inch by Areosmith. Tyson Pumperknickle has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Knish
vs
Pumperknickle

200 cm
22
260 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

193 cm
28
265 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Joey Knish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyson Pumperknickle!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Robert Twigg and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Knish.
A jab from Knish finds it's way through Pumperknickle's defenses.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Knish scores with a hook.
Knish lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pumperknickle looks gassed!
Pumperknickle shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Knish counters with a nice right hand that sends Pumperknickle toppling to the canvas! Pumperknickle scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Knish finish him?!

Pumperknickle is rocked!
Pumperknickle tries for a takedown but Knish circles away easily
and Knish counters with a massive hook, right on the button! He's out cold! Damn, that was naaaaaasty! Hopefully he'll be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joey Knish!