PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dirk Pitt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carson Mile (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Carson Mile was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pitt
vs
Mile

188 cm
22
190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
22
201 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Bushido Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dirk Pitt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Carson Mile!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pitt dodges the punch combination from Mile.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Pitt, as that shot connected.
Mile avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mile takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pitt throws a looping overhand right but Mile ducks down to avoid it.
Pitt's corner calls for a 1-2. Pitt obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mile looks to throw the jab but Pitt is out of range.
Pitt throws a hook but Mile avoids it easily.
Pitt misses with the combination.
Mile uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pitt.
Mile misses with a looping right.
Pitt throws a series of punches but Mile avoids them all with ease.
Pitt rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mile moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mile. Pitt does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pitt misses with a straight right.
Pitt misses with a straight right.
A right-left combo lands from Mile.

It looks like Dirk Pitt has been cut.
A lazy left from Pitt finds it's target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mile tries to score with a low kick but Pitt moves his leg out of the way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pitt thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pitt uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mile.
Pitt throws a body punch but Mile moves out of range.
Pitt jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pitt lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Mile avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pitt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Sloppy strikes from Pitt. Those never looked like landing.
Mile drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Pitt slips a jab and a cross from Mile.
Pitt lands a lovely overhand right.
Pitt connects with a single shot there.
Pitt looks to score with a jab to the body but Mile is just out of range.
A nice combination there by Pitt.
Mile uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pitt.
Pitt throws a lazy right hand but Mile sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Pitt looks to throw the jab but Mile is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitt misses with an uppercut.
Pitt throws a lazy right hand but Mile sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mile swinging wildly here.
Mile is looking to clinch but Pitt is avoiding it.
Mile misses with a body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mile throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mile defending well as Pitt loads up on a big left hand.
Mile tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Pitt manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pitt is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Pitt fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Mile uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Mile uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pitt.
Pitt scores with a nice right hand.
Mile displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Pitt.
Mile throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mile throws a jab when Pitt was well out of range.
Mile takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pitt scores with a jab.
Mile throws a right hand that Pitt ducks under and follows up with a left that Pitt also avoids with ease.
Some wild striking there from Mile.
Nice defenses there by Mile.
Mile swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pitt throws a series of punches but Mile avoids them all with ease.
Pitt throws a shot from downtown. Mile moves away and avoids it.
Dirk Pitt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pitt connects with the punch.
Mile dodges the punch combination from Pitt.
Mile throws a hook but Pitt avoids it easily.
A punch lands to the side of Mile 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Pitt on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Mile. Mile obviously looking to wear him down.
Mile fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pitt lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Mile lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Pitt has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Pitt and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pitt throws a shot to the body.
Mile misses with a double jab.
Pitt looks to land a right hand but Mile moved out of range.
Pitt connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mile. Mile circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Pitt throws a hook to the side of Mile's head but Mile sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Pitt looks to land a combination. Mile sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mile defending well as Pitt loads up on a big left hand.
Mile with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pitt to score with a decent uppercut.
Mile throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mile moves in looking to clinch but Pitt pushes him off.
Pitt scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pitt connects with the punch.
Pitt throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mile sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pitt scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Pitt shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Mile as he avoids it easily.
A combination from Mile does no damage.
Pitt scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Pitt throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mile.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Pitt dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dirk Pitt's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Mile throws a low kick but Pitt moves out of range easily.
Mile avoids a punch combination nicely.
Pitt throws a looping overhand right but Mile ducks down to avoid it.
Pitt lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pitt shoots in but no luck this time.
Pitt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mile ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Pitt moves away.
Mile scores with a three punch combo!
Pitt throws a big shot that misses.
Pitt throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Mile on the side of the head.
Pitt misses with the combination.
Nice defenses there by Mile.
Mile looks to land a combination but Pitt avoids it well.
Pitt's jab looks to have found its range, popping Mile under the eye.
Mile takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Pitt cracks Mile with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mile throws the left hand but Pitt avoids the punch easily.
Mile throws a jab but it's blocked by Pitt.
Mile checks a leg kick.
A jab from Mile misses.
Pitt lands with an overhand left.
Pitt pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pitt throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mile throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A big left from Mile misses.
Mile tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pitt was well out of range. Poor timing from Mile.
Pitt motions for Mile to come forward. Pitt throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pitt throws a hook to the side of Mile's head but Mile sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dirk Pitt is winning the standup battle so far.
Pitt on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Nice jab there from Pitt.
Mile misses with a wild body shot.
Pitt throws a hook but Mile avoids it easily.
No joy there for Mile, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mile has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pitt misses with a straight left.
Mile slips a jab and a cross from Pitt.
Some wild striking there from Pitt.
Pitt scores with a jab. Mile acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Mile connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mile ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A swing and a miss from Pitt.
Mile uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pitt.
Pitt getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mile looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mile looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mile misses with a series of wild punches.
Mile uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pitt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Pitt misses.
Mile loads up on a big right hand but Pitt slips the punch.
Pitt loads up on a big right hand but Mile slips the punch.
Pitt misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mile takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mile uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Pitt.
Pitt throws a big shot that misses.
Pitt slips a jab from Mile.
Mile swings for the body but Pitt moves out of range.
Pitt lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

Mile closes the distance and clinches.
Pitt tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Pitt breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mile uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pitt.
Pitt shoots for a takedown but Mile saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Mile blocks a jab.
Mile staying out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mile shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Pitt eats them both and turns towards Mile to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Mile misses with a body shot.
A nice combination there by Mile.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pitt throws an overhand right that lands on Mile's shoulder, as Mile tries to avoid the shot.
Mile pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Pitt throws a jab but it's blocked by Mile.
Mile slips a straight right by Pitt.
Pitt throws a series of strikes that have Mile backpedaling.
Pitt lands a jab-cross combination.
Mile connects with a looping right hand.
Mile walks into a jab.
Mile steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Pitt.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mile throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mile uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pitt.
Pitt lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mile circles away quickly and effectively.
The fighters circling - Pitt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mile throws a looping overhand right but Pitt ducks down to avoid it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dirk Pitt dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Dirk Pitt's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Mile throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mile scores with a decent looking hook.
Mile misses with a low kick as Pitt jumps back.
Pitt lands the left hand.
Mile jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pitt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mile throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mile connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Pitt swings for the body but Mile moves out of range.
Mile takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Pitt ducks under a wild hook from Mile.
Pitt throws a hook but Mile avoids it easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pitt. Mile does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pitt lands a head shot.
Mile throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pitt sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Pitt throws a looping overhand right but Mile ducks down to avoid it.
Pitt misses with a series of wild punches.
Mile throws a jab but it's blocked by Pitt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mile throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

Pitt is rocked!
Mile lands with a big right hook that stumbles Pitt - he's out on his feet here! Mile follows up with another monster hook that separates Pitt from consciousness! Pitt falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! Mile stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Carson Mile!