PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bad Idea (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bong Park (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idea kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Boss of All Bosses . On his way into the cage it seems that Bad Idea has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bad Idea seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Idea
vs
Park

172 cm
20
160 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

174 cm
26
164 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bad Idea!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bong Park!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idea throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Park.
Park misses the shot to the body.
Idea defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Park.
Idea moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Park shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Idea as he jumps to the side.
Park finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A low kick from Park is predictable there
and Idea counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Park throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Park with a poor takedown
and Idea counters with a left to the body.
Bad Idea has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bong Park.
Park looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Idea has closed the distance and engaged Park in a clinch.
Idea is pushing Park up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.

Idea breaks from the clinch.
Idea throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Idea stuns Park with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Idea lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

Idea clinches up with Park and pushes him back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Good body shot from Idea.
Idea lands a nice shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Idea lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Park backwards.
Idea taking a breather.

Idea pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Idea lands with a nice combination. Park backs away looking to recover.

Idea drops Park with a right and a left! Idea comes rushing in but Park regains his composure and manages to keep Idea in guard.

Park is rocked!

It looks like Bong Park has been cut.
Idea is looking to work some ground and pound but Park has wrist control.
Idea throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Park works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Park has momentary wrist control but Idea slips an elbow through the middle.
Idea chips away with some ground and pound.
Idea is looking to work some ground and pound but Park has wrist control.
Idea advances position into side control!
Park taking a bit of punishment here - Idea scoring with strikes.
The referee asks Idea politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Idea prefers to stall for the moment though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Idea grinds an elbow into Park's temple.
Idea landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Idea cracks Park with a big right hand but Park just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Idea is looking to take a break and control but Park is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Idea scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Park to see if he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Idea lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Idea working away.

Idea decides to stand back up. Idea steps back and let's Park get back to his feet.
Idea throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Park stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bad Idea seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Idea scores with a shot to the body.
Idea throws a shot to the body.
Park has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Idea.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Idea.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Park takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Park takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Idea drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Idea scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Idea showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Idea postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Park looking to hit a scissor sweep but Idea is one step ahead there.
Park keeping moving, preventing Idea from controlling successfully.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idea is looking to work some ground and pound but Park has wrist control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bad Idea dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bong Park's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Idea scores with a nice head shot.
Idea dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Idea is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Park can do to turn this around?

Idea closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Idea is pushing Park up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Idea digs a right hand underneath Park's ribcage. Park let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Idea lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Idea lands a body shot.
Idea cracks Park with a nice body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Idea lands a body punch in the clinch.
Idea lands a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Idea.
Idea is stalling here.
Park is breathing heavily.
Idea is leaning against Park and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Park wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Idea - that landed with a thud.
Idea displaying some good clinch control by pressing Park up against the cage.
Idea lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Idea breaks the clinch.
Idea connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
A nice combination there by Idea.
Idea lands with a nice body punch.

Idea moves into the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Idea is working Park over against the cage.
Idea stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Idea lands a nice shot to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Idea.
Nice body punch from Idea.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee is keeping an eye on Idea - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Idea pushes Park back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Idea holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Park has Idea pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Idea manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Idea scores with a hook to the body.
Idea presses Park against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Idea lands a body punch.
Idea lands a body shot.
Idea lands a right hand.
Idea lands a body punch.
Come on Idea - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Idea breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Idea jabs Park to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Idea.
Idea with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Idea works over Park's head and body with a nice combination.

Idea has taken the fight to the clinch.
Park looking for a takedown.
Idea stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Idea lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Park backwards.
A hook to the body from Idea.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Idea lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Park or not.
Idea lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Idea makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Idea stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Idea lands with a right to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Idea.
Idea is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Idea stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Idea lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Park.
Idea lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Park or not.
Idea avoiding damage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Idea.
Idea controlling the action here for a moment.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Idea lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Park or not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bad Idea dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bong Park's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Idea throws a nice inside leg kick.
Idea moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Idea moves into the clinch successfully.
Park is trying to break free.
Idea is defending well against a takedown attempt.

Idea pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Park tries to sprawl but Idea drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Idea lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Bad Idea overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Idea takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Idea lands a nice short elbow.
Park takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Idea postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Park to stand up.
Idea is looking to wear down Park with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Park shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Park takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bad Idea is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Idea looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Park stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Idea.
Idea scores with a three punch combo!
Park is still on wobbly legs! Can Idea finish him?
Idea changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Park seems to have recovered his senses.
Park steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Idea. That one must have hurt.
Park takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Park tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Both fighters circling a little - Idea finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Idea cracks Park with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Idea cracks Park with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Left hook, right uppercut from Idea.
Idea lands a right hook to the body.
Idea lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Park takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Park is sent reeling backwards by a solid uppercut. He barely regains his balance and Idea moves in for the kill throwing a continuous barrage of punches that force the ref to step in.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:33 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bad Idea!
A very excited looking Bad Idea made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.