PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke LaCrosse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiss me where it smells comes to the cage accompanied by Trae - asshole. On his way into the cage it seems that Tariq Kiss me where it smells has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Kiss me where it smells
vs
LaCrosse

180 cm
24
195 lbs
8 - 6 - 0

184 cm
26
203 lbs
17 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

ADCC Champion
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Duke LaCrosse!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Daniel Franklin and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
LaCrosse connects with a body shot.
LaCrosse keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
LaCrosse lands a leg kick that knocks Kiss me where it smells off balance momentarily.
A solid leg kick lands there for LaCrosse.
LaCrosse fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Kiss me where it smells displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Duke LaCrosse has been cut.
LaCrosse showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Kiss me where it smells tries to sprawl but LaCrosse drives through with a takedown into half guard.
LaCrosse throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
LaCrosse seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
LaCrosse throwing shots but Kiss me where it smells is blocking nicely.
LaCrosse is trying to control the action in half guard but Kiss me where it smells is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

LaCrosse is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
LaCrosse working Kiss me where it smells over with strikes.
Kiss me where it smells knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for LaCrosse on the ground.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to maintain the position but LaCrosse is very close to passing his half guard.
LaCrosse is pressing down on Kiss me where it smells's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kiss me where it smells is holding on for now.
Kiss me where it smells trying to hold on to LaCrosse's head to control him but LaCrosse postures up.

LaCrosse is working for a kimura but Kiss me where it smells is defending it quite comfortably.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells is looking for a sweep. LaCrosse is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
LaCrosse is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Kiss me where it smells is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
LaCrosse looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Kiss me where it smells with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
LaCrosse wants to take a breather but Kiss me where it smells is having none of it.
Kiss me where it smells keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
LaCrosse throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells pushes LaCrosse off looking to stand but LaCrosse dives back in and keeps control.
LaCrosse has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
LaCrosse not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Kiss me where it smells on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
LaCrosse is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Kiss me where it smells is just riding it out for now. LaCrosse eventually gives up the hold.
LaCrosse wants to free his trapped foot but Kiss me where it smells is holding on for dear life with his legs.
LaCrosse thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kiss me where it smells's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control from the bottom.
LaCrosse missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Kiss me where it smells keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
LaCrosse not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Kiss me where it smells regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from LaCrosse.
LaCrosse scoring with punches to the head and body.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
LaCrosse postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
LaCrosse scoring with some ground and pound.
LaCrosse looking to pass the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Duke LaCrosse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Duke LaCrosse's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

LaCrosse thumps Kiss me where it smells with a low kick.
Kiss me where it smells looks to land a combination but LaCrosse avoids it well.
Sloppy strikes from Kiss me where it smells. Those never looked like landing.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a double jab.
Kiss me where it smells missing with a left hand there. LaCrosse was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Kiss me where it smells throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
LaCrosse fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kiss me where it smells has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Kiss me where it smells takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
LaCrosse moves away from the strike by Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a body shot.
LaCrosse works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by LaCrosse.
LaCrosse throws a nice outside leg kick.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kiss me where it smells tries to bum rush LaCrosse with a series of wild strikes but LaCrosse uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells shoots in for a takedown but LaCrosse shows good takedown defense.
Kiss me where it smells has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from LaCrosse.
LaCrosse lands a leg kick that knocks Kiss me where it smells off balance momentarily.
Kiss me where it smells stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from LaCrosse.
LaCrosse throws a quick inside leg kick.
LaCrosse throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

LaCrosse shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than LaCrosse was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
LaCrosse raining down hammerfists from mount.
LaCrosse with the ground and pound from mount.
LaCrosse connects with a bit shot that sees Kiss me where it smells covering up! More strikes from LaCrosse and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! LaCrosse is our winner by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Duke LaCrosse!