PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thiago Muerte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brawly Von Brawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Brawly Von Brawler was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Muerte
vs
Von Brawler

200 cm
22
300 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
290 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

ChillOut Fight Gear

Victorious Fight Wear
Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Thiago Muerte!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Brawly Von Brawler!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Alexandre Firmino and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Brawler shoots in for a double leg but Muerte sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Von Brawler fails with the takedown.
Muerte tries to clinch up but Von Brawler circles away and keeps his distance.
Muerte tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Von Brawler paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Brawly Von Brawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A head kick misses from Von Brawler.

Muerte moves into the clinch successfully.
Muerte manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Von Brawler tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Thiago Muerte has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brawly Von Brawler.
Von Brawler is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Von Brawler unloads a knee to the mid-section. Muerte lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Von Brawler tries for a takedown. No joy.
Muerte prevents Von Brawler from breaking the clinch.
Muerte manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Von Brawler avoiding damage as Muerte throws knees to the body.
Von Brawler jumps guard but Muerte stands there with Von Brawler around his waist. Von Brawler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Muerte stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Muerte tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Von Brawler wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Von Brawler tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Muerte just stands there and leans against the cage.
Von Brawler jumps guard but Muerte stands there with Von Brawler around his waist. Von Brawler gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Muerte landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Muerte with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Von Brawler trying to stall but Muerte improves his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Brawler is trying to break the clinch but Muerte has him pressed against the cage.

Muerte gets a trip takedown into half guard.

Muerte is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Von Brawler doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Muerte.
Von Brawler is looking for a sweep. Muerte is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Von Brawler is in trouble now - Muerte has advanced to mount!

Muerte is working to isolate an arm here. It's a choreographed submission attempt but he's gone for it anyway - and he's got it! Muerte extends the arm and Von Brawler is forced to tap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Thiago Muerte!
Thiago Muerte retains his super heavyweight title!