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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Humpy Dumpy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coca Cola (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Coca Cola is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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275 lbs
8 - 2 - 0 |
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280 lbs
4 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Humpy Dumpy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Coca Cola!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Paul Aken and Wagner Zegers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Dumpy.
Cola throws a leg kick but Dumpy sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Crunch! Cola slams his shin into Dumpy's torso.
Cola lands a nice leg kick that just misses Dumpy's sensitive parts.
Dumpy throws a sloppy head kick and Cola moves out of range easily.
Cola throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cola throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dumpy is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cola lands a nice looking body kick.
Cola lands a high kick to the side of Dumpy's head that stuns him and send him tumbling down to the canvas! Cola dives into guard, looking to finish.
It looks like Humpy Dumpy has been cut.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.
Cola tries to free his leg and advance position but Dumpy is retaining full guard.
Dumpy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cola doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cola manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Cola sitting in guard here, content to control.
Cola drops back looking for a leg! Dumpy is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dumpy manages to kick Cola off! Cola jumps back into Dumpy's guard.
Cola is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Cola stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dumpy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dumpy looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Dumpy working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cola doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cola manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Cola wants to control from the top but Dumpy keeps moving.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Dumpy is on top in guard.
Cola looking for a triangle here. Dumpy is fighting it but it looks tight! Cola pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Dumpy is tapping out - this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Coca Cola!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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