PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mason Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Real I Am Going To School You (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mayhem comes to the cage accompanied by Head Like a Hole. Real I Am Going To School You has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Mayhem
vs
I Am Going To School You

174 cm
19
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
19
135 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

Dangerous GnP
Counter striker
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mason Mayhem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Real I Am Going To School You!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Skip Squint and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
I Am Going To School You blocks a head kick by Mayhem.
Mayhem lands with a slapping head kick.

It looks like Real I Am Going To School You has been cut.
I Am Going To School You tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mayhem swats him away and circles back towards the center.
I Am Going To School You shoots in looking for a takedown. Mayhem tries to sprawl out of it but I Am Going To School You keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Mayhem manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mayhem fakes a jab and throws a low kick but I Am Going To School You checks it well.
I Am Going To School You checks a leg kick.
Good leg kick by Mayhem there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Mayhem lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Mayhem attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
I Am Going To School You avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mayhem throws a front kick aimed at I Am Going To School You's knee but I Am Going To School You avoids it well.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mayhem misses with an attempted mid kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mayhem thows a body kick. I Am Going To School You tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Mayhem pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mayhem lands a leg kick that knocks I Am Going To School You off balance momentarily.
I Am Going To School You avoids the head kick by Mayhem.
Mayhem tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mayhem tries a head kick but it misses.
Mayhem tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Mayhem looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
I Am Going To School You fails with the takedown
and Mayhem counters with a body kick.
Mason Mayhem is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
I Am Going To School You fails with the takedown.
Mason Mayhem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Real I Am Going To School You.
Mayhem lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mayhem keeps I Am Going To School You at a distance using the push kick.
I Am Going To School You looks gassed!
I Am Going To School You doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Mayhem counters with a nice body kick.
Mayhem just misses with a punch to the body.
Mayhem misses with a head kick.
Mayhem throws a head kick that misses.
I Am Going To School You wants to clinch up but Mayhem keeps it at a distance.
Mayhem is looking to land body kicks.
Mayhem throws the kick towards the body but I Am Going To School You avoids it.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Mayhem - that will leave a mark!
Mayhem throws a push kick but I Am Going To School You slaps the foot to one side.
Mayhem keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mayhem lands with a nice body kick.
I Am Going To School You gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Mayhem counters with a thumping low kick.
I Am Going To School You has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Mayhem.
Horrible takedown by I Am Going To School You or perhaps it was just good defense by Mayhem which made him look bad.
I Am Going To School You avoids the head kick by Mayhem.
Mason Mayhem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mayhem misses with a head kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from I Am Going To School You is defended easily by Mayhem.
I Am Going To School You misses with a takedown attempt
and Mayhem counters with a body kick.
Mayhem throws a half hearted mid kick.
Mayhem throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem scores with a spinning back kick!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mayhem throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Mayhem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
I Am Going To School You is trying desperately to land a takedown but Mayhem is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for I Am Going To School You.
Mayhem connects with a solid leg kick.
Mayhem throws a series of punches but I Am Going To School You avoids them all with ease.
I Am Going To School You moves out of range of the body kick.
Mayhem throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Mayhem scores with a nice body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mayhem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mayhem delivers a nice body kick.
Mayhem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mason Mayhem dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Real I Am Going To School You's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Mayhem lands a leg kick that knocks I Am Going To School You off balance momentarily.
Mayhem throws a wild body kick that I Am Going To School You sees coming a mile off.
I Am Going To School You shoots for a double leg takedown but Mayhem sprawls well. He's pushed I Am Going To School You's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mason Mayhem is winning the standup battle so far.
I Am Going To School You fails with the takedown
and Mayhem counters with a thumping low kick.
Mayhem is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that I Am Going To School You can do to turn this around?
Mayhem throws a nice outside leg kick.
I Am Going To School You shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Mayhem as he jumps to the side.
Mason Mayhem has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Real I Am Going To School You.
I Am Going To School You tries for a takedown but Mayhem circles away easily
and Mayhem counters with a solid body kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
I Am Going To School You blocks a head kick by Mayhem.

Mayhem lands a big head kick that sends I Am Going To School You tumbling to the mat! Mayhem takes a step backwards and waves I Am Going To School You back to his feet - he wants the finish!

I Am Going To School You is rocked!
Mayhem throws a powerful right kick. I Am Going To School You tried to block low but the kick was high! I Am Going To School You was taken right off of his feet! Mayhem jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Mason Mayhem!
Mason Mayhem was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.