PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ramon Placido (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arvid Nordemar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Placido comes to the cage accompanied by Bone Thugs N Harmony Feat. 2Pac - Thug Luv. Ramon Placido is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Placido
vs
Nordemar

193 cm
27
217 lbs
12 - 7 - 1

225 cm
21
225 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ramon Placido!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Arvid Nordemar!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nordemar lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Placido has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Placido and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A nice inside leg kick there by Nordemar. That's going to slow Placido down.
A telegraphed right hand from Placido misses the target.
Nordemar looks to land a body kick but Placido moved away.
Nordemar throws a leg kick which misses Placido's front leg but catches the back leg as Placido tries to avoid it.
Placido tries to clinch there but Nordemar circles away.
Placido misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Placido gets in close and tags Nordemar with a short punch that almost sends Nordemar to the mat! Oh Nordemar is in big trouble! He turns his back on Placido, trying to create some distance but Placido rushes him, striking wildly and Nordemar goes down! The referee tackles Placido into the cage to end the fight! Placido is one violent man!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ramon Placido!