PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tyler Durden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taco Mcgibblets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Durden comes into the arena with We Made You by Eminem blaring out of the sound system. Mcgibblets has chosen enrique iglesiasI Like It (Jersey Shore Version) as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Durden
vs
Mcgibblets

182 cm
26
183 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

176 cm
24
173 lbs
8 - 8 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyler Durden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Taco Mcgibblets!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Trevor Gratis and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcgibblets avoids the body shot from Durden.
Mcgibblets staying out of range there.
Durden misses with a series of wild punches.
Mcgibblets misses with a hook
and Durden counters with a head kick. That will keep Mcgibblets thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Some wild striking there from Durden.
Mcgibblets uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Durden.
Durden misses with the combination.
Durden misses with a series of wild punches.
Mcgibblets misses with a straight right.
Mcgibblets walks into a stiff left hand from Durden.
Mcgibblets throws a big shot that misses.
Nice jab there from Mcgibblets.
Mcgibblets misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Durden.
Mcgibblets looks to land a right hand but Durden moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Durden ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Durden swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting Mcgibblets counter with a right hand.
Mcgibblets fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Durden on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Durden throws the left hand but Mcgibblets avoids the punch easily.
Durden swinging wildly here.
Mcgibblets misses with an uppercut.
Mcgibblets misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from Durden misses.
A punch combination from Durden misses.
Nice uppercut there from Mcgibblets.
Durden defending well as Mcgibblets loads up on a big left hand.
Mcgibblets paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Durden is rocked!
Mcgibblets might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Mcgibblets cracks Durden with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Taco Mcgibblets!