PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mitch Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Miller has chosen Disturbed-Get Psycho as his entrance music. Mitch Miller will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Christ
vs
Miller

187 cm
22
225 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

198 cm
22
273 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mitch Miller!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Franklyn Lucas and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Miller lands a head kick. Christ smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

It looks like Jesus Christ has been cut.
Christ looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!

Miller moves into the clinch.
Christ is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Christ takes a knee right on the jaw!

Christ is rocked!
A knee to the head by Miller.
Oh Christ is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Miller lands a big knee to the head and Christ goes down! Miller pounces and finishes the fight with strikes! He jumps to his feet and celebrates with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mitch Miller!