PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fetty Mockenmaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scott Hinton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mockenmaker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, break ya fu**ing neck. Hinton comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Death to All kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Scott Hinton has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Mockenmaker
vs
Hinton

184 cm
24
209 lbs
15 - 7 - 0

188 cm
28
215 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Fetty Mockenmaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Scott Hinton!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Hinton as he avoids it easily.
Hinton misses with a hook. Mockenmaker ducked under it nicely.

Mockenmaker throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Hinton tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Mockenmaker is in Hinton's guard.
Mockenmaker missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Hinton looking to control.
Mockenmaker is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mockenmaker accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hinton wants to sweep here but Mockenmaker controlling him for the moment.
Mockenmaker slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Mockenmaker has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Fetty Mockenmaker wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Jab from Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker tries for a takedown but Hinton circles away easily
and Hinton counters with a stiff right hand.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown but Hinton shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fetty Mockenmaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hinton fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mockenmaker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hinton.
Mockenmaker fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Hinton misses with a right hand

and Mockenmaker counters with a nice double leg into side control. Hinton won't be happy with that.
Hinton tries to buck Mockenmaker off but Mockenmaker is having none of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mockenmaker is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
Hinton struggling a bit here.
Mockenmaker working the ground and pound from side control.
Mockenmaker is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Hinton will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Mockenmaker wants to control but Hinton is keeping him busy.
Mockenmaker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mockenmaker is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Hinton's shoulder. That is not cool.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Mockenmaker lands a few punches from side control.
Mockenmaker with the ground and pound but Hinton regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Hinton is trying to get back to full guard.
Mockenmaker seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hinton does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mockenmaker working over Hinton with some ground and pound. Hinton looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Mockenmaker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Hinton won't allow Mockenmaker to pass to mount.
Hinton trying to control but Mockenmaker postures up.
Mockenmaker seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Mockenmaker is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Hinton has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hinton holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Mockenmaker not doing much here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Hinton has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mockenmaker is working away from the top position though.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Horrible takedown by Mockenmaker or perhaps it was just good defense by Hinton which made him look bad.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mockenmaker has a takedown stuffed.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fetty Mockenmaker dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Hinton lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Mockenmaker drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Hinton is looking for a sweep.
Hinton seems a little lost for a moment, as Mockenmaker dominates the positioning.
The ground and pound from Mockenmaker seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Hinton is throwing a few token shots, despite Mockenmaker being in side control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sloppy strikes there by Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker working the head and body with strikes.
Hinton tries to strike but it doesn't land.
Mockenmaker remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Mockenmaker looks up at the clock and then as Hinton takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Mockenmaker smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mockenmaker grinds an elbow into Hinton's temple.
Mockenmaker landing strikes.
Mockenmaker lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Hinton down.
Hinton is not content to let Mockenmaker control the position.
Hinton is trying to control Mockenmaker's posture but Mockenmaker avoids it.
Hinton is looking to regain half guard here but Mockenmaker keeps moving and retains side control.
Hinton is trying to escape the position but Mockenmaker is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker working the body and head with strikes.
What's Hinton going to do here then? He's in a bit of a pickle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Mockenmaker is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Hinton is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
Hinton regains half guard.
Mockenmaker looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hinton with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Mockenmaker trying to control the pace.
Hinton makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Hinton.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hinton looking to control.
Mockenmaker looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Mockenmaker wants to control from the top but Hinton keeps moving.
Hinton working a defensive guard but Mockenmaker manages to pass into side control anyway.
Hinton is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Mockenmaker off and has taken his back!
Mockenmaker turns into Hinton and is now in his guard.
Mockenmaker preventing the sweep.
Hinton avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker controlling from the top position.
Fetty Mockenmaker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mockenmaker passes Hinton's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Mockenmaker missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Mockenmaker not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mockenmaker wants to control but Hinton is keeping him busy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hinton trying to hold on to Mockenmaker's head to control him but Mockenmaker postures up.
Mockenmaker perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fetty Mockenmaker dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Hinton displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Mockenmaker.
No luck for Mockenmaker with that takedown attempt.
Mockenmaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hinton was well out of range. Poor timing from Mockenmaker.
Hinton throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hinton just misses with a punch to the body.
Mockenmaker shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Hinton but Hinton pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fetty Mockenmaker. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mockenmaker defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Hinton.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hinton connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hinton slips a straight right by Mockenmaker.
Mockenmaker fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Hinton avoids it really well and circles away.
Hinton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Hinton throws a leg kick but Mockenmaker sees it coming and moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Hinton is defended easily by Mockenmaker.
Hinton swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A shot to the liver by Hinton. Beautiful body shot.
Scott Hinton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hinton shoots in looking for a takedown but Mockenmaker manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hinton's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Mockenmaker will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Hinton shoots in for a double leg but Mockenmaker sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mockenmaker looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Hinton is fending him off so far but Mockenmaker persists. Nope, Hinton circles away and we're back to standing.

Mockenmaker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Hinton did well to prevent Mockenmaker getting side control.
Hinton is looking for a sweep. Mockenmaker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Mockenmaker is looking to take a break and control but Hinton is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mockenmaker controlling the action here.
Mockenmaker lands strikes from half guard.
Fetty Mockenmaker is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Mockenmaker not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Scott Hinton has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mockenmaker controlling the action here.
Mockenmaker looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Mockenmaker seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Hinton does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Mockenmaker thows a huge punch but Hinton dodges it nicely.
Hinton has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mockenmaker is working away from the top position though.
Mockenmaker controlling the action here.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hinton is looking for a sweep. Mockenmaker is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fetty Mockenmaker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mockenmaker, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fetty Mockenmaker!