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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Helmut Doerner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carter The Farter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doerner comes to the cage accompanied by Rock you like a Hurricane by The Scorpions. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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140 lbs
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180 cm
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138 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Helmut Doerner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Carter The Farter!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Farter steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doerner.
The Farter misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Doerner.
The Farter slips a jab and a cross from Doerner.
Doerner moves out of range as The Farter throws a body kick.
The Farter blocks a head kick by Doerner.
The Farter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Doerner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Farter drives through with a takedown into Doerner's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
The Farter postures up in Doerner's guard and throws a big left but Doerner blocks it.
The Farter works over Doerner with some ground and pound from guard.
The Farter postures up in Doerner's guard and throws a big left but Doerner blocks it.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as The Farter accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
The Farter throws and elbow that misses. Doerner uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in The Farter's guard. Nice move by Doerner!
The Farter looking for a guillotine here but Doerner defends easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Farter has an active guard here but Doerner has managed to pass into half guard.
The Farter is defending against the submission attempts here by Doerner.
The Farter trying to hold on to Doerner's head to control him but Doerner postures up.
The Farter tries to get to full guard but Doerner has control of the leg.
Doerner trying to control from half guard but The Farter is working away.
The Farter is looking for a sweep. Doerner is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The Farter wants to sweep but Doerner has passed to side control!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Farter sneaks back into half guard.
The Farter is looking for a sweep. Doerner is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The Farter has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The Farter is trying to maintain the position but Doerner is very close to passing his half guard.
Doerner prevents The Farter from improving his position.
The Farter is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
The Farter trying to control here but he's found himself mounted! Oh no!
The Farter tries to lock up and control but Doerner gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
The Farter is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doerner looking to secure an arm triangle but The Farter defends it well.
The Farter wants to control but Doerner is having none of it.
Doerner with the ground and pound from mount.
Doerner gets to his feet and calls his opponent to stand. Here come the fireworks!
Helmut Doerner seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doerner throws a wild body kick that The Farter sees coming a mile off.
The Farter moves out of range of the strikes.
Doerner getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
No joy there for Doerner, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Doerner fails with the takedown.
Doerner tries to clinch up.
A punch combination from Doerner misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Farter fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Doerner to the ground. The Farter is now in Doerner's guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doerner wants to get back to his feet but The Farter is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Doerner is breathing heavily.
The Farter scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The Farter trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
The Farter with a flurry of punches that miss.
The Farter is in close to Doerner's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The Farter working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The Farter is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Doerner wriggles free and stands up.
The Farter jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doerner gets caught napping as The Farter dives in and scores a takedown. Doerner manages to retain guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Carter The Farter dominated that round.
That's time! Doerner's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Doerner has a takedown stuffed.
The Farter avoids a punch combination nicely.
Doerner throws a right hand that The Farter ducks under and follows up with a left that The Farter also avoids with ease.
Doerner swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
The Farter looking to score a takedown here. Doerner is defending well but The Farter drives through and ends up in Doerner's guard.
The Farter trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Doerner wants to stand and escape but The Farter is having none of it.
The Farter loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Carter The Farter has got the better of the ground game so far.
The Farter drops back, looking for a kneebar! Doerner looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Doerner looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Doerner!
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Farter tries to bench press Doerner off him but Doerner keeps the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Farter wants to control but Doerner postures up.
Doerner decides to take the fight back to the feet.
The Farter closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Doerner quickly recovers to half guard.
The Farter prevents Doerner from standing back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Farter missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Doerner tries to kick The Farter off but The Farter keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The Farter throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The Farter is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Doerner has managed to free his arm - good work.
The Farter throwing shots but Doerner is blocking nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Farter stops Doerner from getting back to his feet.
The Farter is working for a kimura from half guard. He's really concentrating on the hold and it's allowed Doerner to slip a leg under and get back to full guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Farter postures up and lands a big shot to Doerner's brow.
Doerner preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
The Farter lands a couple of digs.
The Farter throwing strikes from guard but Doerner blocks nicely.
The Farter looking to pass the guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Farter throws a big right hand that misses.
The Farter landing with the ground and pound.
The Farter postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The Farter postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The Farter loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Doerner avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The Farter connects with a couple of short punches.
The Farter throws and elbow that misses. Doerner uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in The Farter's guard. Nice move by Doerner!
The Farter not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Farter is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
The Farter looking to hit a scissor sweep but Doerner is one step ahead there.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now The Farter is on top in guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Farter postures up in Doerner's guard and throws a big left but Doerner blocks it.
The Farter stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Doerner swivels though and keeps the full guard.
The Farter throws and elbow that misses. Doerner uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in The Farter's guard. Nice move by Doerner!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Farter not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Carter The Farter showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
The Farter takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
The Farter throws a hook but Doerner avoids it easily.
Doerner misses with a wild combination.
Doerner scores with a nice strike.
The Farter looks for the body kick but Doerner saw that one coming.
That kick from Doerner tenderised The Farter's leg. The Farter is trying to keep his angry face on.
Doerner tries a head kick but it misses.
The Farter takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The Farter pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Doerner shoots in but no luck this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Doerner is looking to clinch but The Farter is avoiding it.
Doerner pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Farter looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
The Farter fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Doerner avoids it really well and circles away.
Doerner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Farter goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The Farter motions for Doerner to come forward. The Farter throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Doerner delivers a nice body kick.
Doerner lands a jab to The Farter's midsection.
Helmut Doerner is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Farter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The Farter walks into a straight right hand from Doerner.
Doerner keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carter The Farter is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Doerner.
Doerner tries to clinch but The Farter is having none of it.
Doerner shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. The Farter eats them both and turns towards Doerner to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Doerner misses with a two punch combination.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from The Farter misses the target.
Doerner tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good work by Doerner as he checks the leg kick.
A combination from Doerner does no damage.
The Farter closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Doerner quickly recovers to half guard.
The Farter trying to control from half guard but Doerner is working away.
The Farter stalling.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Farter seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Doerner does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Doerner is trying to stand up here but The Farter is controlling him well.
The Farter wants to control but Doerner is keeping him busy.
The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Carter The Farter.
Doerner throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Excellent takedown into side control there by The Farter.
Helmut Doerner has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Farter wants to lay and pray for a moment but Doerner keeps working.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Farter taking a break here but Doerner is having none of it and regains half guard.
The Farter trying to control from Doerner's half guard. Doerner has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
The Farter trying to control but Doerner is working from the bottom.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Farter's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Doerner throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Helmut Doerner.
I think The Farter has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 28:29
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Carter The Farter!
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energy
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hype
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