PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Clancy Wiggum (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ilya Anisim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Clancy Wiggum has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Clancy Wiggum seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Wiggum
vs
Anisim

191 cm
18
262 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

198 cm
20
260 lbs
1 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Clancy Wiggum!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Ilya Anisim!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Igor Prikhodko and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown by Anisim or perhaps it was just good defense by Wiggum which made him look bad.
Clancy Wiggum seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Anisim slips a jab and a cross from Wiggum.
Wiggum throws a series of punches but Anisim moves out of range.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Anisim.
Wiggum tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Wiggum is trying to strike from the bottom but Anisim has passed into full mount.
Wiggum tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Wiggum flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Wiggum is trying to escape the mount.
Anisim unloads with some shots from mount but Wiggum bucks and avoids them well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Anisim prevents Wiggum from getting the reversal.
Wiggum is working hard here to advance position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wiggum swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
Wiggum is in a horrible position here. Anisim smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Anisim punishing his opponent with strikes.
Wiggum is desperately trying to improve his position but Anisim has a good base and remains in mount.
Anisim has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Wiggum's face.
Wiggum is desperately trying to improve his position but Anisim has a good base and remains in mount.
Anisim scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Wiggum?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiggum really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Wiggum bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Wiggum works over Anisim with some ground and pound from guard.
Wiggum stopping the sweep attempt from Anisim.
Wiggum chips away with some ground and pound.
Wiggum throws a big right hand that misses.
Wiggum working some strikes from top position.
Wiggum stands up over Anisim, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Anisim looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Anisim looks gassed!
Wiggum keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Anisim's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiggum sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Anisim's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anisim on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Wiggum takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.

Anisim is rocked!
Wiggum is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Anisim is hurt! He's hurt bad - Wiggum fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Anisim from any more punishment! Congratulations to Wiggum! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Clancy Wiggum!