PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Eyehate Condoms (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kaimana Kalainawai (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Condoms comes to the cage accompanied by call to prayer. Kalainawai is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Collie Buddz - She Gimme Love. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Condoms
vs
Kalainawai

188 cm
23
194 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

180 cm
25
195 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Eyehate Condoms!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kaimana Kalainawai!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Condoms ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kalainawai moves away.
Condoms works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Kalainawai fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Kalainawai shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Condoms as he avoids it easily.
Kalainawai closes this distance looking for a takedown but Condoms circles away.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaimana Kalainawai.
Condoms uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kalainawai.
Kalainawai takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
An inside leg kick from Kalainawai misses.
Nice uppercut there from Condoms.
Kalainawai tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Condoms was well out of range. Poor timing from Kalainawai.
Kalainawai lands with a shot to the body.
Kalainawai misses with a hook. Condoms ducked under it nicely.
Eyehate Condoms seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Condoms thows a left - swing and a miss!
Condoms slips under a jab from Kalainawai.
Nice cross by Condoms.
Kalainawai misses with a wild body shot.
Condoms pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Condoms throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kalainawai shoots in and drives through. Condoms sprawls well.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
An inside leg kick lands from Condoms.
Condoms walks into a stiff left hand from Kalainawai.
Condoms is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Condoms takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Kalainawai to score with a decent uppercut.
Kalainawai misses with a series of wild punches.
Kalainawai uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Condoms.
Kalainawai tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Condoms was well out of range. Poor timing from Kalainawai.
Kalainawai misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Condoms.
Kalainawai throws a big shot that misses.
Kalainawai misses with a jab, cross combination.
Condoms fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kalainawai manages to avoid it.
Kalainawai keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kalainawai checks a leg kick nicely.
Condoms jabs Kalainawai right on the nose. Kalainawai blinks but takes it well.
Kalainawai on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Kalainawai avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A big right from Condoms misses.
Kalainawai shoots in looking for a takedown. Condoms tries to sprawl out of it but Kalainawai keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Condoms manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Condoms throws a nice inside leg kick.
Condoms throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalainawai shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Condoms tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kalainawai was well out of range. Poor timing from Condoms.
Kalainawai misses with a looping left.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab by Condoms.
Good exchange - Condoms coming out on top.
Condoms throws a front kick that sends Kalainawai stumbling back into the cage.
Kalainawai walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Condoms uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Kalainawai has time to react.
Condoms throws a head kick but Kalainawai moves out of range.
Condoms ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kalainawai moves away.
Kalainawai fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Condoms manages to avoid it.
Condoms lands with a straight right. Kalainawai didn't see that one coming.
Kalainawai darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kalainawai moves out of range of the strikes.
Kalainawai takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Kalainawai shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Condoms defends it nicely.
Condoms wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalainawai ducks under a wild hook from Condoms.
Kalainawai tries to move into range but Condoms moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Condoms cracks Kalainawai with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Nice takedown defense from Condoms. No joy for Kalainawai on that attempt.
Condoms scores with a spinning back kick!
Kalainawai looks gassed!
Some wild striking there from Kalainawai.
Kalainawai slips a straight right by Condoms.
Kalainawai misses with a takedown attempt - Condoms sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Condoms digs a good body shot into Kalainawai's ribs.
Condoms lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kalainawai circles away quickly and effectively.
Condoms scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Kalainawai slips under a jab from Condoms.
Kalainawai is trying desperately to land a takedown but Condoms is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Kalainawai.
Condoms scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
No luck for Kalainawai with that takedown attempt.
Kalainawai closes this distance looking for a takedown but Condoms circles away.
Condoms fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kalainawai looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Condoms moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kalainawai ducks right into an uppercut from Condoms.
Condoms throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kalainawai keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Condoms.
A head kick misses from Condoms.

Kalainawai shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Condoms's guard.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Condoms keeping full guard, as Kalainawai tries to pass.
Kalainawai looking to sit in guard and control but Condoms gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Kalainawai looking for a guillotine here but Condoms defends easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Condoms stopping the sweep attempt from Kalainawai.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyehate Condoms dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Kalainawai takes a jab right on the kisser.
Condoms dodges the punch combination from Kalainawai.
Kalainawai thuds his right hand into Condoms's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Condoms scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kalainawai has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kalainawai there as he acknowledges the shot.
Condoms lands a nice hook to Kalainawai's body. Kalainawai takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Condoms throws a body punch but Kalainawai moves out of range.
Good exchange - Condoms coming out on top.
Kalainawai misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Condoms lands with a good body shot.
Condoms swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Condoms looks to land a right hand but Kalainawai moved out of range.
Condoms throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kalainawai sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Condoms stuns Kalainawai with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Kalainawai needs to keep his hands up - Condoms had a free shot at his head there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kalainawai lands a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Kalainawai there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kalainawai avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kalainawai misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Condoms uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Kalainawai walks into a jab.
Condoms misses with a wild combination.
Kalainawai misses with a wild body shot.
Kalainawai fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Condoms throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kalainawai sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kalainawai walks into a stiff left hand from Condoms.
Kalainawai moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Condoms throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kalainawai.
Kalainawai looks to land a right hand but Condoms moved out of range.
Condoms misses with a jab, cross combination.
A big right from Condoms misses.
Kalainawai avoids the body shot from Condoms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Condoms misses its intended target.
Condoms darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kalainawai throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kalainawai lands a two punch combo.

It looks like Eyehate Condoms has been cut.
Eyehate Condoms is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kalainawai looks to land a left hand but Condoms moved out of range nicely.
Kalainawai has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Condoms uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kalainawai.
A head kick misses from Condoms.
Nice shot by Condoms.
Kalainawai throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kalainawai scores with a hook to the body. Condoms takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Kalainawai shoots in and drives through. Condoms sprawls well.
Kalainawai is breathing heavily.
Condoms pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Condoms throws out a powerful jab.
Kalainawai throws a lazy right hand but Condoms sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kalainawai misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Condoms.
Condoms getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
No luck for Kalainawai with that takedown attempt.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaimana Kalainawai.
Kalainawai closes the distance and lands a one-two.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kalainawai on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Condoms darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Kalainawai takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Condoms throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Condoms pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kalainawai takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Condoms moves out of range as Kalainawai strikes.
Kalainawai steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Condoms.
Condoms scores with a nice strike.
Kalainawai moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Condoms connects with a body shot that sends Kalainawai's belly button to the back.
Condoms misses with a straight left.
Kalainawai throws a hook to the side of Condoms's head but Condoms sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Condoms tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kalainawai was well out of range. Poor timing from Condoms.
Condoms uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kalainawai.
Nice shot lands for Condoms.
Kalainawai closes the distance and clinches up with Condoms, looking for a takedown. Kalainawai pushes Condoms against the cage but Condoms circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Condoms lands with a nice body punch.
Kalainawai takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Condoms rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kalainawai moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Condoms throws a big shot that misses.
Condoms lands with a kick to the temple. Kalainawai shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Condoms paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd cheers as Condoms lands an impressive looking overhand right. Kalainawai doesn't seem phased though.
Condoms throws a head kick that misses.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Kalainawai.
Kalainawai misses with a body shot.
A left lands for Condoms.
Condoms takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Condoms throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Kalainawai stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Decent striking displayed by Condoms there.
Kalainawai closes the distance and clinches up with Condoms, looking for a takedown. Kalainawai pushes Condoms against the cage but Condoms circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Condoms works Kalainawai's body with a nice hook.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eyehate Condoms dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Eyehate Condoms's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Condoms moves into range and connects with a jab.
Kalainawai moves out of range as Condoms strikes.
Condoms lands with a shot to the body.
Eyehate Condoms is winning the standup battle so far.
Kalainawai ducks under a wild hook from Condoms.
Condoms connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Condoms uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Kalainawai.
Kalainawai has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kalainawai there as he acknowledges the shot.
Condoms tries a head kick but it misses.
Kalainawai cracks a nice hook into Condoms's ribs.
Condoms lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kalainawai at a distance.
Condoms waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kalainawai.
Condoms takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Kalainawai looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Kalainawai doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Condoms throws a right and a left that both miss.
Kalainawai takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Condoms swinging wildly here.
Condoms lands a right hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Condoms takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Kalainawai loads up on a big right hand but Condoms slips the punch.
Condoms throws the kick towards the body but Kalainawai avoids it.
Kalainawai fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Condoms looks to land a combination. Kalainawai sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Kalainawai walks into a jab.
Kalainawai scores with a jab.
Kalainawai uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Condoms.
Condoms works the jab nicely.
Kalainawai will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Condoms takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Kalainawai throws a head kick that misses.
Nice shot by Condoms.
Kalainawai slips under a jab from Condoms.
Condoms throws out a powerful jab.
Kalainawai misses with a hook. Condoms ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kalainawai slips a straight right by Condoms.
Condoms misses with a looping left.
Kalainawai takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Kalainawai takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Condoms throws a body punch but Kalainawai moves out of range.
Condoms tests Kalainawai's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Condoms throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Condoms throws the left hand but Kalainawai avoids the punch easily.
Condoms is looking to land body kicks.
Condoms throws a body punch but Kalainawai moves out of range.
Condoms misses with a hook. Kalainawai ducked under it nicely.
Condoms takes a swing at Kalainawai's ribcage but misses.
Condoms slaps away a takedown attempt from Kalainawai, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Condoms connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Kalainawai cracks a nice hook into Condoms's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Condoms finds it's target.
Condoms scores with a leg kick.
Kalainawai has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Condoms finds it's way round the side to connect with Kalainawai's head.
Kalainawai misses the shot to the body.
Condoms just misses with a punch to the body.
Condoms keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Eyehate Condoms has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kaimana Kalainawai.
Condoms scoring well with a low kick there.
Condoms lands with a good body shot.
Condoms throws a sloppy head kick and Kalainawai moves out of range easily.
Condoms with a jab.
Nice jab there from Kalainawai.
Kalainawai shoots in and drives through. Condoms sprawls well.
Condoms feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kalainawais jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Condoms looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A nice combination there by Condoms.
Kaimana Kalainawai has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A slapping leg kick lands for Condoms.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kalainawai stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big right from Condoms misses.
Kalainawai throws a jab but it's blocked by Condoms.
Condoms connects with a single shot there.
Left hook, right uppercut from Condoms.
Kalainawai shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Kalainawai uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Condoms.
Kalainawai slips under a jab from Condoms.
Condoms getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Kalainawai moves out of range of the strikes.

Kalainawai shoots in and bounces Condoms off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Kalainawai trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

And that's the end of the fight!
Eyehate Condoms showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Condoms, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:27
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Eyehate Condoms!