PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arnold Schwarzenegger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peanut Jelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Schwarzenegger
vs
Jelly

186 cm
31
217 lbs
8 - 11 - 0

205 cm
26
205 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Olympic wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 11 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Arnold Schwarzenegger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peanut Jelly!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Aleksei Zolotukhin and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schwarzenegger moves to clinch but Jelly breaks away
and Jelly counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Schwarzenegger thinking.
Jelly takes a swing at Schwarzenegger's ribcage but misses.
Jelly connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Donk. Jelly catches Schwarzenegger right on the button with a cross.
Peanut Jelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Schwarzenegger looks to clinch
and Schwarzenegger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but Jelly moves out of range.
Jelly takes a swing at Schwarzenegger's ribcage but misses.
Jelly thows a body shot but no joy.
Jelly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schwarzenegger darts in trying to clinch
and Jelly counters with a right hand to the body.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but Jelly moves away
and Jelly counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jelly lands a jab-cross combination.
Schwarzenegger is breathing heavily.
Jelly throws a sloppy body shot

and Schwarzenegger moves into the clinch.

Jelly lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Jelly is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Jelly drops an elbow to the side of Schwarzenegger's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jelly seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Jelly throwing shots but Schwarzenegger is blocking nicely.
Jelly is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Jelly wants to lay and pray for a moment but Schwarzenegger keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Peanut Jelly hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Jelly lands a nice shot to the body.
Schwarzenegger avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but Jelly moves away
and Jelly counters with a stiff right hand.
Schwarzenegger avoids the body shot from Jelly.
Jelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Schwarzenegger is just out of range.
Jelly will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jelly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schwarzenegger.
Jelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jelly is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Schwarzenegger rather than just go for the knockout.
Jelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwarzenegger manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jelly misses with a wild combination.

Schwarzenegger moves into the clinch.

Jelly breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jelly throws out a loose jab but Schwarzenegger uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch up but Jelly circles away and keeps his distance.
Jelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwarzenegger manages to avoid it.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch up.
Jelly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch up.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Jelly counters with a nice body shot.
Nice defenses there by Schwarzenegger.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger is looking to clinch but Jelly is avoiding it.
A big right from Jelly misses.
Schwarzenegger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jelly.
Jelly misses the body punch

and Schwarzenegger holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Schwarzenegger lands a hook that snaps the head of Jelly backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwarzenegger with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jelly can't get the takedown.
Schwarzenegger is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jelly is keeping busy.
Schwarzenegger stops a takedown attempt from Jelly.
Jelly drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Peanut Jelly.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!

Jelly is trying to trip Schwarzenegger. He has hold of a leg but Schwarzenegger is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Jelly persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peanut Jelly dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nice body punch from Jelly.
Schwarzenegger moves in looking to clinch but Jelly pushes him off.
Jelly lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jelly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jelly looks to land a right hand but Schwarzenegger moved out of range.
Jelly connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Schwarzenegger was well out of range. Poor timing from Jelly.
Jelly loads up on a big right hand but Schwarzenegger slips the punch.
Jelly misses with a looping right.
Jelly lands a slapping body shot.
Jelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwarzenegger manages to avoid it.
Jelly thuds his right hand into Schwarzenegger's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jelly lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schwarzenegger darts in trying to clinch
and Jelly counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Schwarzenegger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jelly tries for a takedown but Schwarzenegger sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Schwarzenegger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jelly.
Jelly uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jelly. Schwarzenegger does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schwarzenegger on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Jelly is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jelly connects with a good right hand that stumbles Schwarzenegger. Schwarzenegger circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Jelly just misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jelly looks to throw the jab but Schwarzenegger is out of range.
Schwarzenegger avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Schwarzenegger tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jelly swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schwarzenegger fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jelly avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Schwarzenegger tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jelly swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jelly throws a looping overhand right but Schwarzenegger ducks down to avoid it.
Jelly has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

Schwarzenegger moves into the clinch.
Jelly can't get the takedown.

Jelly breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwarzenegger is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Schwarzenegger fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jelly bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Schwarzenegger's head.
Jelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schwarzenegger is looking to clinch but Jelly is avoiding it.

Schwarzenegger takes the fight into the clinch.
Schwarzenegger tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Jelly breaks from the clinch.
Jelly swings for the body but Schwarzenegger moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger moves to clinch but Jelly breaks away
and Jelly counters with a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but Jelly moves out of range.
Jelly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schwarzenegger.
Jelly fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schwarzenegger manages to avoid it.
Schwarzenegger avoids the body shot from Jelly.
Jelly misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Schwarzenegger is looking to clinch but Jelly is avoiding it.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch up.
Peanut Jelly seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jelly shoots for a double leg takedown but Schwarzenegger sprawls well. He's pushed Jelly's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Peanut Jelly.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jelly loads up on a big right hand but Schwarzenegger slips the punch.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch up but Jelly circles away and keeps his distance.
Schwarzenegger displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jelly throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Peanut Jelly showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Schwarzenegger's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Schwarzenegger uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jelly.
Jelly scores with a decent looking hook.
Schwarzenegger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jelly misses with a hook.
Jelly throws a lazy uppercut

and Schwarzenegger counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Schwarzenegger.

Jelly's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schwarzenegger blocks a jab.
Jelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jelly misses with a series of wild punches.
Schwarzenegger fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jelly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schwarzenegger sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jelly misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schwarzenegger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch up but Jelly circles away and keeps his distance.
Schwarzenegger is looking to clinch but Jelly is avoiding it.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch up
and Jelly counters with a stiff right hand.
Jelly has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jelly throws a body punch but Schwarzenegger moves out of range.
Jelly avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Schwarzenegger closes the distance but Jelly moves to the side

and Jelly counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Schwarzenegger!
Jelly wants to control the pace but Schwarzenegger is squirming around nicely.
Jelly controlling from mount.
Peanut Jelly is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Schwarzenegger is trying to stand up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jelly takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Peanut Jelly was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Jelly cracks a nice hook into Schwarzenegger's ribs.
Jelly bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Schwarzenegger's head backwards.
Jelly fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Schwarzenegger looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

Jelly decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Jelly is trying to get back to his feet now but his leg is trapped.
Jelly stalling.

Jelly decides to stand up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzenegger keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jelly ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Schwarzenegger looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Schwarzenegger fails with an attempt to clinch.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Schwarzenegger tries to clinch but Jelly is having none of it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schwarzenegger misses with the combination.
Jelly uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Schwarzenegger has time to react.

And that's the end of the fight!
Peanut Jelly comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jelly winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight for Peanut Jelly!
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight for Peanut Jelly!
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight for Peanut Jelly!

Peanut Jelly wins by unanimous decision!