PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Paging Faggot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nick Hardy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Faggot
vs
Hardy

170 cm
19
165 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

185 cm
25
169 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Paging Faggot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nick Hardy!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Eddie Farnsworth and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Faggot is looking to clinch.
A lazy left from Hardy finds it's target.

Hardy tries to keep at a distance but Faggot has taken the fight into the clinch.

Faggot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

Faggot gets a takedown into half guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Hardy manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Faggot with a jab.

Faggot clinches up with Hardy and pushes him back against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Faggot escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Faggot ducks under a wild hook from Hardy.
Hardy throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Faggot counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Hardy tries to kick Faggot off but Faggot keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

Faggot stands up from half guard.
Faggot defending well as Hardy loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from Hardy misses its intended target.
Faggot ducks under a wild hook from Hardy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggot displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hardy throws out the jab.

Faggot has taken the fight to the clinch.
Hardy tries to break free but Faggot pushes him back against the cage.
Faggot tries to land a knee to the head but Hardy blocks with his arms.
Hardy working hard to break the clinch.
Hardy is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Hardy wants to break free but Faggot has control.

Faggot's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Faggot has managed to clinch.

Hardy's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Faggot moves into the clinch.
Faggot keeps control of Hardy as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hardy is trying to break the clinch but Faggot has him pressed against the cage.
Hardy tries to break the clinch but Faggot is controlling the position.
Faggot lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hardy backwards.
Hardy is trying to force a seperation but Faggot has the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faggot working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Hardy is trying to break free.
Hardy has had enough of the clinch but Faggot keeps him there for the moment.

Faggot successfully pulls guard.
Hardy has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Faggot is proving hard to escape from.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Faggot is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Hardy wants to break free but Faggot has control.
Faggot works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

Faggot pulls guard effortlessly.
Hardy wanted to stand there but Faggot had control of the position.
Faggot lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Hardy!
Faggot with the ground and pound from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Faggot punishing his opponent with strikes.
Hardy is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.
Hardy looks gassed!
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Faggot landing shots from mount.
Faggot looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Faggot pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.

Hardy is rocked!
Faggot punishing his opponent with strikes.
Hardy is still in real trouble! Can Faggot finish him?
Faggot scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Faggot unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Hardy wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Faggot celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Paging Faggot!