PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between S. Keletor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Elijah Stoltzfuses Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keletor and Elijah Stoltzfuses Jr. Keletor comes into the arena with Spineshank - New Disease blaring out of the sound system. Stoltzfuses Jr has chosen Lunatic Fringe as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Keletor
vs
Stoltzfuses Jr

210 cm
26
278 lbs
17 - 6 - 0

185 cm
22
215 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Fast

Adam's NORTHERN WILD
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Adam's NORTHERN WILD

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, S. Keletor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Elijah Stoltzfuses Jr!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Anni Minnemäki and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keletor cracks Stoltzfuses Jr with a right hand to the side of the head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Stoltzfuses Jr.
Stoltzfuses Jr lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Stoltzfuses Jr shoots in but Keletor avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A bone on bone clash there as Keletor blocks the leg kick.
Stoltzfuses Jr is looking to clinch but Keletor is avoiding it.
Stoltzfuses Jr tries to clinch up but Keletor circles away and keeps his distance.
Stoltzfuses Jr fails to land with a series of punches.
Stoltzfuses Jr throws a push kick but Keletor slaps the foot to one side.
Stoltzfuses Jr misses with a leg kick
and Keletor counters with a stiff right hand.
Stoltzfuses Jr stuffs the takedown.

Stoltzfuses Jr moves into the clinch successfully.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stoltzfuses Jr tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Keletor.
Stoltzfuses Jr with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Stoltzfuses Jr tries to land a knee to the head but Keletor blocks with his arms.
Keletor pushes Stoltzfuses Jr back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Stoltzfuses Jr misses with a knee strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
With the fighters up against the cage, Stoltzfuses Jr throws an elbow but misses.
Stoltzfuses Jr looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Keletor misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stoltzfuses Jr misses with an elbow over the top.
Keletor stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Keletor.
Keletor blocks the elbow strike.
Stoltzfuses Jr avoiding damage as Keletor throws knees to the body.
Stoltzfuses Jr throws a knee to the head but misses.
Keletor blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Stoltzfuses Jr throws an elbow but it misses.

Stoltzfuses Jr is fighting off a takedown attempt but Keletor is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Stoltzfuses Jr to the mat. Stoltzfuses Jr regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
Keletor throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Stoltzfuses Jr works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Keletor trying to control but Stoltzfuses Jr is working from the bottom.
Keletor working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Keletor in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Stoltzfuses Jr avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stoltzfuses Jr trying to control the position here.
Stoltzfuses Jr looking to hit a scissor sweep but Keletor is one step ahead there.
Keletor has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Stoltzfuses Jr has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Stoltzfuses Jr wants to sweep here but Keletor controlling him for the moment.
Keletor throws a strike but Stoltzfuses Jr rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Keletor looking to hit a scissor sweep but Stoltzfuses Jr is one step ahead there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stoltzfuses Jr trying to control but Keletor is working from the bottom.

The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Stoltzfuses Jr got a little sloppy there for a moment and Keletor has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Stoltzfuses Jr has managed to get both his arms back between Keletor's legs - danger averted.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stoltzfuses Jr won't allow Keletor to sweep him here.
Keletor avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Keletor utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Keletor wants to sweep but no luck.
Stoltzfuses Jr must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Keletor working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Stoltzfuses Jr.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stoltzfuses Jr throwing strikes from guard but Keletor blocks nicely.
Keletor wants to stand up but Stoltzfuses Jr is controlling him.
Keletor working a defensive guard here.
Stoltzfuses Jr wants to control from the top but Keletor keeps moving.
Keletor avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Keletor is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Stoltzfuses Jr manages to get to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

S. Keletor dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Stoltzfuses Jr tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Stoltzfuses Jr plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Stoltzfuses Jr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Keletor.

Stoltzfuses Jr drives through with a takedown into guard.
Stoltzfuses Jr wants to control from the top but Keletor keeps moving.
Keletor wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Stoltzfuses Jr looking to pass the guard.
Stoltzfuses Jr with a flurry of punches that miss.
Keletor looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Keletor is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Stoltzfuses Jr has his hands clasped together but Keletor extends an breaks Stoltzfuses Jr's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Keletor.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). S. Keletor!
S. Keletor very nearly forgot to thank Adam's NORTHERN WILD amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.