PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aslan Bagrian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pedro Pedofiili (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bagrian comes to the cage accompanied by Justin Bieber - Baby. Pedofiili has chosen Judas Priest - Breaking The Law as his entrance music. Aslan Bagrian has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Bagrian
vs
Pedofiili

215 cm
26
202 lbs
17 - 11 - 1

185 cm
28
168 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Perkele!
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Aslan Bagrian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pedro Pedofiili!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pedofiili throws a head kick but Bagrian moves out of range.
Pedofiili lands a head shot.
Bagrian circles away from the clinch attempt.
Some wild striking there from Pedofiili.
Pedofiili tries to clinch
and Bagrian counters with a three punch combo that has Pedofiili backing up. Pedofiili nods at Bagrian to acknowledge the strikes.
Pedofiili connects with a single shot there.

Bagrian is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bagrian tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bagrian takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bagrian swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bagrian throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pedofiili's waist but Pedofiili gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Bagrian off to one side.
Bagrian ducks right into an uppercut from Pedofiili.

Bagrian gets a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Bagrian.
A short right from Pedofiili.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bagrian.

Pedofiili is rocked!

Bagrian manages to break the clinch.
Pedofiili scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bagrian in his tracks.
Oh Bagrian is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Pedofiili drives through and clinches with Bagrian against the cage.
Bagrian is trying to force a seperation but Pedofiili has the dominant position.
Pedofiili with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Pedofiili goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Pedofiili tries to land knees in the clinch but Bagrian avoids the damage to the body.
Bagrian seems to have got his legs back now.
Pedofiili holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Bagrian tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Pedofiili smiles and moves away.
Bagrian really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bagrian gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Pedofiili counter with a right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Aslan Bagrian. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bagrian gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Pedofiili gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Bagrian is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pedro Pedofiili!