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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Michael Peterwhacker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tappin Datass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Peterwhacker comes to the cage accompanied by Bad to the Bone by George Thorogood. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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259 lbs
16 - 11 - 1 |
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276 lbs
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Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
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ADCC Champion
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
16 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Michael Peterwhacker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Tappin Datass!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Arvi Lind and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Datass wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Datass shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Peterwhacker but Peterwhacker pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Datass keeps the fight on the outside.
Peterwhacker throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Peterwhacker fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Datass.
Peterwhacker scores with a body shot.
Peterwhacker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Peterwhacker throws a head kick that misses.
Datass lunges at Peterwhacker with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Peterwhacker's hand.
Datass tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Peterwhacker was well out of range. Poor timing from Datass.
Peterwhacker wants to clinch but Datass slips to the side
and Datass counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Peterwhacker throws out a loose jab but Datass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Peterwhacker digs a good body shot into Datass's ribs.
Peterwhacker takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Peterwhacker throws a half hearted mid kick.
Datass comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Datass tests Peterwhacker's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Peterwhacker scores with a three punch combo!
Datass bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Peterwhacker's head.
Peterwhacker uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Datass.
Peterwhacker is looking to clinch but Datass is avoiding it.
Peterwhacker lands a jab to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Peterwhacker doesn't manage to clinch there - Datass circles away.
Peterwhacker throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Datass's head.
It looks like Tappin Datass has been cut.
Peterwhacker ducks under a wild hook from Datass.
Datass lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Datass uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Peterwhacker.
Datass takes a swing at Peterwhacker's ribcage but misses.
Peterwhacker wants to clinch.
Peterwhacker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Datass was well out of range. Poor timing from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Datass takes a swing at Peterwhacker's ribcage but misses.
Datass drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Datass misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Peterwhacker.
Datass uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Datass was well out of range. Poor timing from Peterwhacker.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Peterwhacker. Datass does a little dance to reset his feet.
Peterwhacker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Datass moves away.
Datass throws a body punch but Peterwhacker moves out of range.
Datass is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
A combination from Datass does no damage.
Peterwhacker cracks Datass with a right hand to the side of the head.
Datass tries for a takedown but Peterwhacker sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Peterwhacker swings for the body but Datass moves out of range.
Peterwhacker misses with a series of wild punches.
Peterwhacker tries to clinch but Datass moves out of range.
Peterwhacker tries a head kick but it misses.
Peterwhacker swings for the body but Datass moves out of range.
Datass darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Datass scores with a body shot.
Michael Peterwhacker is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Peterwhacker misses with a leg kick.
Datass throws a shot to the body.
Peterwhacker throws a predictable looking body shot
and Datass counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A lazy left from Peterwhacker finds it's target.
Michael Peterwhacker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Peterwhacker swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Datass circles away from the clinch attempt.
Peterwhacker throws a head kick but Datass moves out of range.
Peterwhacker throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Peterwhacker slaps away a takedown attempt from Datass, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Michael Peterwhacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tappin Datass.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Peterwhacker lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Datass has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Datass and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Michael Peterwhacker dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Tappin Datass's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Peterwhacker throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Datass has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Peterwhacker looks to score with a jab to the body but Datass is just out of range.
Peterwhacker scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Datass lands a jab-cross combination.
Peterwhacker misses with a body kick.
Datass's corner calls for a 1-2. Datass obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Peterwhacker tries to clinch there but Datass circles away.
Datass misses with a wild body shot.
Peterwhacker throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A head kick by Peterwhacker misses
and Datass counters with a stiff right hand.
Peterwhacker throws a shot from downtown. Datass moves away and avoids it.
Peterwhacker moves into the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker lands a left hand.
A head punch on the inside from Peterwhacker fails to land.
Peterwhacker tries to throw a body punch but Datass avoids it by throwing Peterwhacker back against the cage.
Peterwhacker misses with a hook from the clinch.
Peterwhacker misses with a punch to the body.
Datass pushes Peterwhacker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Peterwhacker throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Datass wants a takedown.
Peterwhacker working aggressively here.
Datass dodges an elbow strike from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker working aggressively here.
Datass drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Datass drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Michael Peterwhacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tappin Datass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Datass can't get the takedown.
Datass is working for takedown but Peterwhacker is calmly controlling the position for now.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Peterwhacker here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Datass lands a nice uppercut.
Peterwhacker is pressed up against the cage. Datass has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Peterwhacker down to the mat. Peterwhacker avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Datass throws a lazy right hand but Peterwhacker sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Peterwhacker lands with a nice body punch.
Datass is breathing heavily.
Peterwhacker lands a nice leg kick that just misses Datass's sensitive parts.
Peterwhacker feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Datasss jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Peterwhacker throws a body kick that misses.
Datass circles away from the clinch attempt.
Peterwhacker thumps Datass with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker throws a wild body kick that Datass sees coming a mile off.
Peterwhacker lands with a good body shot.
Peterwhacker swings for the body but Datass moves out of range.
Datass takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A head kick misses from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker is looking to clinch.
Peterwhacker slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peterwhacker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Peterwhacker moves out of range of the strikes.
Datass misses with a wild body shot.
Peterwhacker looks for the body kick but Datass saw that one coming.
Datass throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Peterwhacker stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Peterwhacker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Datass can do to turn this around?
Peterwhacker scores with a jab to the jaw.
Peterwhacker lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Datass throws an overhand right that lands on Peterwhacker's shoulder, as Peterwhacker tries to avoid the shot.
Peterwhacker lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Datass swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Datass throws a jab but it's blocked by Peterwhacker.
Datass blocks a head kick by Peterwhacker.
Datass manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Peterwhacker on his heels. He'll look to pass Peterwhacker's guard now, I'm sure.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Datass stopping the sweep attempt from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker working for submissions but it's allowed Datass to get to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Michael Peterwhacker dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Tappin Datass's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Peterwhacker throws a big shot that misses.
Peterwhacker tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Datass manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Peterwhacker throws a shot to the body.
Datass has managed to clinch.
Datass blocks a body shot from Peterwhacker.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Peterwhacker as Datass tries to tie him up.
Peterwhacker prevents a takedown attempt there.
Peterwhacker lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Datass is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Peterwhacker pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Peterwhacker misses with a punch on the inside.
Peterwhacker lands a left hand.
Datass takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice elbow from Peterwhacker.
Datass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Peterwhacker lands a body punch in the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Peterwhacker just misses with a elbow thrown towards Datass's brow.
Peterwhacker tries to land knees in the clinch but Datass avoids the damage to the body.
Datass wants a takedown but no success here.
Michael Peterwhacker has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tappin Datass.
A bit of stalling here from Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Datass.
Peterwhacker lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A hook to the body from Peterwhacker.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Peterwhacker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Peterwhacker lands an elbow just above Datass 's eye.
Peterwhacker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Peterwhacker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Peterwhacker has a couple of punches blocked by Datass.
Datass letting Peterwhacker take a breather here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker pushes Datass back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Peterwhacker throws a punch but it's blocked by Datass.
Peterwhacker prevents the takedown attempt.
Peterwhacker digs a right hand into Datass's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Datass's gas tank.
Peterwhacker lands a shot to the body.
Datass blocks an elbow strike.
Peterwhacker lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Peterwhacker - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Peterwhacker misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Peterwhacker creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Peterwhacker creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker lands a right hand that snaps the head of Datass backwards.
Peterwhacker lands a nice uppercut.
Peterwhacker tries to land knees in the clinch but Datass avoids the damage to the body.
Datass drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Peterwhacker prevents the takedown attempt.
Peterwhacker tries to throw a body punch but Datass avoids it by throwing Peterwhacker back against the cage.
Datass tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Peterwhacker's elbow.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Datass as Peterwhacker tries to tie him up.
Datass is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Peterwhacker gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Datass is trying to maintain a safe position but Peterwhacker gets an underhook and turns Datass into the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Peterwhacker.
Peterwhacker lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Peterwhacker misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Peterwhacker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Peterwhacker fails to land.
Peterwhacker swings wildly with an uppercut but Datass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Datass tries for a takedown but Peterwhacker manages to get underhooks.
Datass pulls Peterwhacker into guard.
Peterwhacker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Datass throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Peterwhacker stopping the sweep attempt from Datass.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Peterwhacker trying to control but Datass is working from the bottom.
Tappin Datass has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Peterwhacker is in close to Datass's body, working some short punches and elbows.
And that's the end of the fight!
Michael Peterwhacker showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Peterwhacker has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 30:27
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Michael Peterwhacker!
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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