PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Plocka Bananer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rya Koc (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bananer kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is HIT LIKE A MAN. Plocka Bananer has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bananer
vs
Koc

177 cm
22
162 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

185 cm
31
163 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Plocka Bananer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Rya Koc!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Steven Brown and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bananer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bananer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

Bananer closes the distance and clinches.

Bananer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bananer works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A swing and a miss from Bananer.
Nice uppercut there from Bananer.
Koc closes the distance but Bananer moves to the side
and Bananer counters with a one-two to the body.
Bananer circles away from the clinch attempt
and Bananer counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bananer throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Koc moves to clinch but Bananer breaks away
and Bananer counters with a three punch combo that has Koc backing up. Koc nods at Bananer to acknowledge the strikes.

Koc is rocked!

Bananer has managed to clinch.
Koc is still on wobbly legs! Can Bananer finish him?
Bananer misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Koc.

Bananer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Koc seems to have recovered his senses.
Bananer throws an overhand right that lands on Koc's shoulder, as Koc tries to avoid the shot.
Koc tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Bananer counters with a nice body shot.
Koc takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Koc darts in trying to clinch
and Bananer counters with a nice uppercut.
Bananer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bananer scores with a sloppy right hand. Koc should have avoided that one.
Koc has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bananer drops Koc with a big left hand! Koc is injured, injured bad! Bananer jumps in and finished him with strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Plocka Bananer!