PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mclovin Mclovin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Santino Carolla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mclovin might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bulls On Parade . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Mclovin Mclovin
vs
Carolla

184 cm
28
180 lbs
13 - 11 - 0

195 cm
27
180 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Mclovin Mclovin !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Santino Carolla!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carolla swings for the body but Mclovin moves out of range.

Carolla gets caught napping as Mclovin dives in and scores a takedown. Carolla manages to retain guard.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Mclovin wants to control from the top but Carolla keeps moving.
Carolla really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Mclovin . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Mclovin in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Mclovin wants to control from the top but Carolla keeps moving.
Mclovin throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Mclovin stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Carolla swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

We're going to have a standup here because Mclovin Mclovin wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Mclovin keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Mclovin swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Carolla.
Mclovin will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mclovin shoots in but Carolla avoids the takedown attempt easily.
A decent looking cross lands there for Mclovin .
Mclovin lands a jab-cross combination.
Carolla takes one on the button.
Mclovin fails with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mclovin fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mclovin Mclovin . That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mclovin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Carolla!
Carolla takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mclovin throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Mclovin thows a left - swing and a miss!
Mclovin shoots for a double leg takedown but Carolla sprawls well. He's pushed Mclovin 's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mclovin getting the better of the striking in that exchange.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mclovin misses the jab.
Mclovin throws a series of punches but Carolla moves out of range.
Carolla throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mclovin .
Santino Carolla is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mclovin lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Carolla throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
No joy there for Carolla, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mclovin throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mclovin dives in and grabs Carolla's left leg, looking for a takedown. Carolla pushes down on Mclovin 's head and hops out.
Mclovin looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mclovin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.

Mclovin shoots in and gets a takedown into Carolla's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mclovin postures up in Carolla's guard and throws a big left but Carolla blocks it.
Mclovin sitting in guard here, content to control.
Mclovin wants to pass the guard but Carolla is keeping the position.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Mclovin drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Mclovin jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mclovin Mclovin dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Mclovin explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Mclovin Mclovin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mclovin throws a jab when Carolla was well out of range.
Mclovin slips a straight right by Carolla.
Mclovin throws a right and a left that both miss.
Carolla misses with an uppercut
and Mclovin counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mclovin throws a body kick that misses.
Mclovin looks to land a left hand but Carolla moved out of range nicely.
A punch combination from Carolla misses.
Nice defenses there by Carolla.
Carolla ducks under a wild hook from Mclovin .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla blocks a jab.
Mclovin Mclovin is winning the standup battle so far.
Carolla fails to land with a series of punches.
Carolla showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mclovin .
Carolla walks into a jab.
Carolla throws a right hand that Mclovin ducks under and follows up with a left that Mclovin also avoids with ease.
Carolla misses with a series of wild punches.
Mclovin blocks a jab.
Decent striking displayed by Mclovin there.
Nice uppercut there from Mclovin .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mclovin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Carolla.
A punch lands to the side of Mclovin 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Mclovin just misses with a punch to the body.
Mclovin shoots in but Carolla avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Mclovin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mclovin lands a jab to Carolla's midsection.
Mclovin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mclovin turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Carolla is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Mclovin lands with an uppercut that bounces Carolla off the cage and back into range.
Mclovin Mclovin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mclovin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Carolla throws a left and a right that both miss
and Mclovin counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Mclovin looks to land a combination but Carolla avoids it well.
Carolla misses with a two punch combination.
Carolla just misses with a punch to the body.
Carolla uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mclovin .
Mclovin throws an overhand right that lands on Carolla's shoulder, as Carolla tries to avoid the shot.
Carolla uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mclovin .
Mclovin is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Mclovin shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Carolla sprawls well. Carolla wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mclovin gets slowly back to his feet.
Mclovin throws a hook but Carolla avoids it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carolla tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Mclovin takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mclovin misses with a left hand
and Carolla counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Carolla looks to throw the jab but Mclovin is out of range.
Mclovin lands a nice leg kick that just misses Carolla's sensitive parts.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Donk. Mclovin catches Carolla right on the button with a cross.
Carolla swings for the body but Mclovin moves out of range.
Mclovin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mclovin Mclovin dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Mclovin ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Mclovin throws a combination. Carolla tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Mclovin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Carolla.
Carolla slips under a jab.
Mclovin misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Carolla counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
No joy there for Mclovin , who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Carolla throws an overhand right that lands on Mclovin 's shoulder, as Mclovin tries to avoid the shot.
Mclovin takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mclovin rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Carolla moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mclovin throws a right hand that Carolla ducks under and follows up with a left that Carolla also avoids with ease.
Carolla keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carolla misses with an uppercut.
Carolla jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mclovin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mclovin misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Carolla checks a leg kick.
Mclovin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mclovin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Carolla moves away.
Mclovin jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mclovin fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mclovin lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mclovin .
Decent striking displayed by Mclovin there.
Carolla pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mclovin scores with a decent looking hook.
Carolla avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mclovin shoots in but Carolla avoids the takedown attempt easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Carolla steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Mclovin .
Carolla throws an overhand right that lands on Mclovin 's shoulder, as Mclovin tries to avoid the shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes from Carolla. Those never looked like landing.
Mclovin scores with a nice strike.
Carolla scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Mclovin avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A shot to the body from Mclovin misses
and Carolla counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Carolla avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mclovin throws a right hand that Carolla ducks under and follows up with a left that Carolla also avoids with ease.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mclovin defending well as Carolla loads up on a big left hand.
Mclovin connects with a right hand. Carolla shakes it off.
Mclovin Mclovin is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mclovin swings widly with a right hand
and Carolla counters with a straight right hand.
Mclovin digs a good hook to Carolla's body.
Carolla scores with a jab to the head.
Mclovin just misses with a punch to the body.
Mclovin lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Carolla backs up against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mclovin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Carolla manages to avoid it.
Mclovin 's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Mclovin duly obliges.
Mclovin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Carolla uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mclovin .
Santino Carolla has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
No joy there for Carolla, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mclovin Mclovin showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mclovin has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mclovin Mclovin !