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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Larold Cheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergey Kharitonov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Larold Cheese has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Larold Cheese seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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185 lbs
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193 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Larold Cheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sergey Kharitonov!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kharitonov misses the jab.
Cheese keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kharitonov.
Kharitonov tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cheese throws the kick towards the body but Kharitonov avoids it.
Kharitonov catches Cheese with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Kharitonov fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cheese rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kharitonov moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cheese throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kharitonov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Kharitonov tried to score with a low kick but Cheese checks it.
Kharitonov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Kharitonov closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Cheese did well to prevent Kharitonov getting side control.
Cheese makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Cheese shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nice uppercut there from Kharitonov.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kharitonov fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Kharitonov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Larold Cheese is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like Sergey Kharitonov has been cut.
Kharitonov takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Kharitonov looks gassed!
Kharitonov throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cheese throws a series of strikes that have Kharitonov backpedaling.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cheese.
Cheese keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cheese.
Cheese throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Cheese!
Cheese lands with a nice combination. Kharitonov backs away looking to recover.
Cheese misses with the combination.
Cheese tests Kharitonov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kharitonov is rocked!
Cheese lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Kharitonov is still on wobbly legs! Can Cheese finish him?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese throws a body kick that misses.
Kharitonov seems to have recovered his senses.
Cheese's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Cheese duly obliges.
Sergey Kharitonov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cheese fails to land with a series of punches.
Kharitonov swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kharitonov slips a jab and a cross from Cheese.
Cheese tried to score with a low kick but Kharitonov checks it.
Cheese misses with a few strikes there.
Cheese shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Cheese throws a solid leg kick but Kharitonov takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Cheese.
Cheese is working the combinations to good effect here.
A head kick by Kharitonov misses
and Cheese counters with a left and a right that stings Kharitonov.
Cheese throws a leg kick but Kharitonov checks it.
Danga de danga de dang - Cheese scores with a four punch combination!
Cheese misses with a series of wild punches.
Cheese closes the distance and lands a one-two.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cheese lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kharitonov backs up against the cage.
A combination from Cheese does no damage.
Cheese lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A punch combination from Cheese misses.
Cheese finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Kharitonov walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Kharitonov is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Cheese.
Cheese misses with a series of wild punches.
Cheese's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Cheese duly obliges.
Cheese lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kharitonov at a distance.
Cheese works the jab nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kharitonov has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Kharitonov takes one to the side of the head.
Cheese misses with a wild combination.
Cheese throws a chopping leg kick but Kharitonov manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kharitonov takes a jab right on the kisser.
Kharitonov checks the leg kick nicely there.
Cheese throws a right and a left that Kharitonov avoids nicely.
Kharitonov has a takedown stuffed.
Larold Cheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sergey Kharitonov.
Kharitonov moves out of range of the leg kick from Cheese.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cheese wants to land a leg kick but Kharitonov is out of range.
Cheese moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Larold Cheese dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sergey Kharitonov's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A nice combination there by Cheese.
Kharitonov thows a body shot but no joy.
Kharitonov takes a swing at Cheese's ribcage but misses.
Kharitonov slips a jab and a cross from Cheese.
Larold Cheese is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cheese throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kharitonov can do to turn this around?
Kharitonov scores with a nice head shot.
Kharitonov sizes up Cheese with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
It looks like Larold Cheese has been cut.
Kharitonov misses with a leg kick.
Kharitonov misses with the combination.
Kharitonov is trying hard to land a takedown here. Cheese sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Kharitonov waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Cheese.
Cheese avoids a punch combination nicely.
Cheese lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kharitonov circles away quickly and effectively.
Kharitonov is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cheese finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cheese throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Cheese ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A left and a right from Cheese both land. Nice combination.
Cheese fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Larold Cheese is winning the standup battle so far.
Cheese connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cheese will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kharitonov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cheese.
Cheese throws a leg kick that misses.
Cheese throws a series of punches but Kharitonov moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kharitonov loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Kharitonov takes a swing at Cheese's ribcage but misses.
Cheese feints a jab promting Kharitonov to slip. Cheese then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Kharitonov slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Cheese misses with a kick to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cheese lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Kharitonov has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Kharitonov and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cheese throws out a leg kick but Kharitonov moves out of range and Cheese only half commits.
Cheese throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Cheese swinging wildly here.
Cheese is looking to chop away at Kharitonov's legs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cheese throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kharitonov.
Cheese throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cheese throws a nice looking combination but Kharitonov bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kharitonov has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Kharitonov tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Good shot there by Cheese.
Kharitonov has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Cheese stalks Kharitonov and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kharitonov's face. Kharitonov staggers backwards, shaken.
Cheese misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cheese throws a chopping leg kick but Kharitonov manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cheese tries to work over Kharitonov's front leg with a kick but Kharitonov checks it.
Kharitonov showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cheese.
Cheese swats away the attempt to clinch by Kharitonov.
Cheese misses with a wild combination.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese digs a good hook to Kharitonov's body.
Kharitonov shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheese scores with a leg kick.
An inside leg kick from Cheese misses.
Cheese misses with a jab, cross combination.
Cheese moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kharitonov throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kharitonov scores with a crisp jab that stopped Cheese in his tracks.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cheese throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kharitonov.
Cheese throws a series of strikes that have Kharitonov backpedaling.
Cheese misses with a series of wild punches.
Cheese circles away from the clinch attempt
and Cheese counters with a three punch combo that has Kharitonov backing up. Kharitonov nods at Cheese to acknowledge the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Larold Cheese dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Cheese fails to land with a series of punches.
Kharitonov tries to bum rush Cheese with a series of wild strikes but Cheese uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kharitonov throws an overhand right that lands on Cheese's shoulder, as Cheese tries to avoid the shot.
Kharitonov is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Cheese moves out of range of the strikes.
Cheese misses with a two punch combination.
Kharitonov throws a head kick that misses.
Kharitonov instigates a clinch.
Cheese breaks the clinch.
Kharitonov takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Kharitonov takes a swing at Cheese's ribcage but misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Cheese.
Cheese throws a nice looking combination but Kharitonov bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kharitonov misses with a wild combination.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese stalks Kharitonov and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kharitonov's face. Kharitonov staggers backwards, shaken.
Kharitonov blocks the body kick.
Kharitonov shoots in but no luck this time.
Cheese throws a nice looking combination but Kharitonov bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Danga de danga de dang - Cheese scores with a four punch combination!
Cheese looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kharitonov tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Cheese paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cheese finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cheese throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Cheese closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cheese lands a jab-cross combination.
Kharitonov missing with a left hand there. Cheese was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cheese tries to score with a low kick but Kharitonov moves his leg out of the way.
Cheese tests Kharitonov's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cheese works over Kharitonov's head and body with a nice combination.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cheese avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cheese misses with a few strikes there.
Kharitonov throws a hook but Cheese blocks it.
Cheese stalks Kharitonov and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kharitonov's face. Kharitonov staggers backwards, shaken.
Cheese lands a two punch combo.
Cheese lands with a nice combination. Kharitonov backs away looking to recover.
Cheese throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Kharitonov on the side of the head.
A punch combination from Cheese misses.
Cheese throws a leg kick but Kharitonov sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kharitonov misses with a double jab
and Cheese counters with a one-two to the body.
Kharitonov fails in his attempt to clinch.
Kharitonov fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cheese throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kharitonov.
Cheese lands with a nice combination. Kharitonov backs away looking to recover.
Cheese lands with a hook. Kharitonov tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kharitonov throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Cheese misses with a series of wild punches.
Cheese misses with a double jab.
Nice sprawl there from Cheese as Kharitonov shoots in.
Cheese lands a two punch combo.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cheese lands with a nice combination. Kharitonov backs away looking to recover.
Cheese lands a jab.
Cheese lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kharitonov's sensitive parts.
Cheese lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Cheese looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kharitonov loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Kharitonov tries to clinch up but Cheese circles away and keeps his distance.
Sergey Kharitonov has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cheese lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Kharitonov backs up against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice shot by Cheese.
Cheese swinging wildly here.
Larold Cheese is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Kharitonov blocks the body kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Larold Cheese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cheese, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight for Larold Cheese!
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Larold Cheese!
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight for Larold Cheese!
Larold Cheese wins by unanimous decision!
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hype
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