PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Richard Nixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sika Jauheliha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nixon comes into the arena with The Upsetters - Dread Lion blaring out of the sound system. Richard Nixon has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Nixon
vs
Jauheliha

170 cm
23
175 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

183 cm
27
180 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Richard Nixon!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sika Jauheliha!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nixon bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Jauheliha's head.
Jauheliha blocks the body kick.
Nixon is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Nixon uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jauheliha.
Nixon scores with a kick to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jauheliha shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Nixon keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jauheliha rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Nixon moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jauheliha swings for the body but Nixon moves out of range.
Nixon throws a hook but Jauheliha blocks it.
Nixon checks the leg kick.
Jauheliha moves out of range as Nixon strikes.
Nixon keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Jauheliha uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nixon.
Jauheliha lands a lovely overhand right.
Jauheliha throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jauheliha scores with a leg kick.
Nixon moves out of range as Jauheliha throws a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nixon takes a jab right on the kisser.
An inside leg kick from Jauheliha misses.
Nixon misses with a straight right.
Jauheliha gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Nixon cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
An inside leg kick lands from Nixon.
Jauheliha misses with a head kick.
Sika Jauheliha seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jauheliha throws a leg kick but Nixon sees it coming and moves out of range.
Nixon throws a hook but Jauheliha avoids it easily.
Nixon misses with a kick to the body.
Nixon throws the kick towards the body but Jauheliha avoids it.
Jauheliha throws a front kick aimed at Nixon's knee but Nixon avoids it well.
Jauheliha throws a looping overhand right but Nixon ducks down to avoid it.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jauheliha throws a leg kick but Nixon sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nixon blocks a leg kick.
Nixon scores with a nice body kick.
Jauheliha looks gassed!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jauheliha misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jauheliha sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Nixon misses with a hook. Jauheliha ducked under it nicely.
Nixon misses with a body kick.
Nixon looks to land a right hand but Jauheliha moved out of range.
Crunch! Nixon slams his shin into Jauheliha's torso.
Jauheliha throws a head kick that misses.
Nixon connects with a looping right hand.
Nixon scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Nixon misses with a hook.
Nixon lands a body shot.
Nixon connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Jauheliha's hands.

Jauheliha is rocked!
Nixon comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jauheliha is still on wobbly legs! Can Nixon finish him?
Nixon fakes the leg kick and throws a superman punch. It's knocked Jauheliha out cold! Brutal finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Richard Nixon!
Richard Nixon retains his welterweight title!