PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Midget McTwoshoes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Glen Sabu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Midget McTwoshoes could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Glen Sabu's chin.

McTwoshoes
vs
Sabu

150 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

222 cm
25
299 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Lethal high kicks
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Gilop®

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Midget McTwoshoes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Glen Sabu!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Radbod Blank and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McTwoshoes throws a head kick that misses.
Sabu looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
McTwoshoes throws a right and a left that Sabu avoids nicely.
McTwoshoes leaves Sabu with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
McTwoshoes lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Sabu has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Sabu there as he acknowledges the shot.
McTwoshoes throws a hook but Sabu blocks it.
McTwoshoes throws a sloppy head kick

and Sabu counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Sabu preventing the sweep.
Sabu wants to pass the guard but McTwoshoes is keeping the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McTwoshoes looking for a sweep. Not yet McTwoshoes, not yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sabu pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. McTwoshoes is keeping the position for now.
Sabu won't allow McTwoshoes to sweep him here.
Sabu is looking to advance position but McTwoshoes has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
McTwoshoes can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Sabu is looking to escape.
McTwoshoes really is a fat lump.
McTwoshoes controlling the pace for now.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McTwoshoes wants to control the pace but Sabu is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McTwoshoes controlling the position easily from mount.

Midget McTwoshoes has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
McTwoshoes misses with a lunging right hand

and Sabu counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for McTwoshoes!

Sabu has control of McTwoshoes's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and McTwoshoes regains control of the situation pretty easily.
McTwoshoes tries to hold on but Sabu pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Sabu swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and McTwoshoes is now in Sabu's guard. A big mistake from Sabu there, giving up the dominant position!

Sabu isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. McTwoshoes stacks Sabu on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by McTwoshoes!
Sabu prevents McTwoshoes from moving into mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Midget McTwoshoes will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

McTwoshoes tries a head kick but it misses.
Sabu looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Glen Sabu is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Sabu avoids the head kick by McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes scores with a jab to the head.
McTwoshoes misses with an uppercut. Sabu saw that one coming.
Midget McTwoshoes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Sabu.
A lazy left from McTwoshoes finds it's target.
McTwoshoes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sabu is breathing heavily.
Sabu avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sabu ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sabu uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from McTwoshoes.
A head kick misses from McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes misses with an uppercut. Sabu saw that one coming.
McTwoshoes pulls out of a head kick attempt.
McTwoshoes scores with a sloppy right hand. Sabu should have avoided that one.
Sabu slips a jab and a cross from McTwoshoes.
Sabu uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes dips to his left and cracks Sabu with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sabu slips a straight right by McTwoshoes.
Sabu walks into a stiff left hand from McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sabu was well out of range. Poor timing from McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes lands a jab-cross combination.
Good standup being displayed there by McTwoshoes as he connects with a hook.
McTwoshoes stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Sabu on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
McTwoshoes stuns Sabu with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McTwoshoes throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
McTwoshoes is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McTwoshoes looks for the body kick but Sabu saw that one coming.
McTwoshoes throws a jab when Sabu was well out of range.
McTwoshoes getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
McTwoshoes misses with a two punch combination.
McTwoshoes tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McTwoshoes misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McTwoshoes stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and McTwoshoes wants it to stay on the feet.
Midget McTwoshoes is winning the standup battle so far.
McTwoshoes throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd cheers as McTwoshoes lands an impressive looking overhand right. Sabu doesn't seem phased though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sabu walks into a left hand.
Sabu avoids the head kick by McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes scores with a jab. Sabu acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McTwoshoes throws a lazy head kick

and Sabu counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Sabu.
McTwoshoes gets underhooks to prevent Sabu's takedown attempt.
Midget McTwoshoes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Glen Sabu.
McTwoshoes tries to break the clinch but Sabu is controlling the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
McTwoshoes wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Sabu has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Midget McTwoshoes dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

McTwoshoes misses with a hook. Sabu ducked under it nicely.
A head kick by McTwoshoes misses

and Sabu counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for McTwoshoes!
McTwoshoes is in all sorts of trouble here.

Sabu swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and McTwoshoes is now in Sabu's guard. A big mistake from Sabu there, giving up the dominant position!

Sabu is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. McTwoshoes is aware though and is defending well.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
McTwoshoes trying to control the position from guard on top but Sabu is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McTwoshoes looking to pass the guard.
McTwoshoes trying to control but Sabu is working from the bottom.

We're going to have a standup here because Midget McTwoshoes wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Sabu ducks under a wild hook from McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes throws a series of strikes that have Sabu backpedaling.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sabu avoids the head kick by McTwoshoes.
McTwoshoes throws an overhand right that lands on Sabu's shoulder, as Sabu tries to avoid the shot.
McTwoshoes will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McTwoshoes rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Sabu moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McTwoshoes tries a head kick but it misses.
McTwoshoes throws a head kick but Sabu moves out of range.
McTwoshoes takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sabu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has McTwoshoes pinned against the cage. McTwoshoes gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McTwoshoes lands a jab to the head.
McTwoshoes misses with a hook. Sabu ducked under it nicely.
Glen Sabu has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McTwoshoes misses with a jab, cross combination.
Sabu blocks a head kick by McTwoshoes.
Sabu shoots in for a takedown but McTwoshoes shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
McTwoshoes works over Sabu's head and body with a nice combination.
McTwoshoes throws a looping overhand right but Sabu ducks down to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McTwoshoes throws a head kick that misses.
Sabu fails with a takedown attempt.
Midget McTwoshoes has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Glen Sabu.
Sabu walks into a straight right hand from McTwoshoes.
Sabu tries to move into range but McTwoshoes moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Midget McTwoshoes is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McTwoshoes misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Decent striking displayed by McTwoshoes there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Midget McTwoshoes showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McTwoshoes, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 30:27
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Midget McTwoshoes!