PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Carthew (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexandera Boobjob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carthew comes to the cage accompanied by Straight out of Compton. Alexandera Boobjob is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Carthew
vs
Boobjob

193 cm
22
329 lbs
6 - 9 - 0

190 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bobby Carthew!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alexandera Boobjob!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Boobjob does no damage.
Boobjob swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Carthew counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Carthew.
Boobjob drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.

Carthew has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Boobjob clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Boobjob should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Carthew lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Carthew gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.

That has opened up Alexandera Boobjob's cut even more.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Boobjob looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
Carthew not allowing Boobjob to control his hands.
Boobjob looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Boobjob has eaten all the pies!

Carthew working for a choke but Boobjob is defending well.
Boobjob trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boobjob wants to escape the position.
Boobjob is covering up but some of the strikes from Carthew are getting through and doing damage.

The cut above Alexandera Boobjob's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Alexandera Boobjob's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bobby Carthew!