PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubba KillsInWater Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Long Duck Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

KillsInWater Jr
vs
Duck Dong

197 cm
19
270 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba KillsInWater Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Duck Dong!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

KillsInWater Jr drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
KillsInWater Jr in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
KillsInWater Jr might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
KillsInWater Jr slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Duck Dong wants to stand and escape but KillsInWater Jr is having none of it.
KillsInWater Jr seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Duck Dong really doesn't want to stay on the ground with KillsInWater Jr. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
KillsInWater Jr has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
KillsInWater Jr loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr is looking to work some ground and pound but Duck Dong has wrist control.
KillsInWater Jr trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells KillsInWater Jr's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
KillsInWater Jr is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as KillsInWater Jr accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Duck Dong being controlled here, momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as KillsInWater Jr accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
KillsInWater Jr is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

We're going to have a standup here because Bubba KillsInWater Jr wasn't active enough for the referee's liking.
Duck Dong motions for KillsInWater Jr to come forward. Duck Dong throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Duck Dong throws a leg kick but KillsInWater Jr sees it coming and moves out of range.
KillsInWater Jr misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A leg kick checked by KillsInWater Jr.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
KillsInWater Jr takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
KillsInWater Jr on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Duck Dong. That's going to slow KillsInWater Jr down.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in for a takedown but Duck Dong shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bubba KillsInWater Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
KillsInWater Jr shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Duck Dong as he jumps to the side.
Duck Dong turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A leg kick checked by KillsInWater Jr.
Duck Dong moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
KillsInWater Jr has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Duck Dong.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Duck Dong tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and KillsInWater Jr is able to avoid easily.
Duck Dong misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Duck Dong cracks the inside of KillsInWater Jr's front leg.
Duck Dong shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Duck Dong misses with a low kick.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Duck Dong misses with an attempted mid kick.
KillsInWater Jr ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Duck Dong moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Long Duck Dong will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Duck Dong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but KillsInWater Jr is out of range.
Duck Dong throws a nice outside leg kick.
Duck Dong is looking to slow KillsInWater Jr down with leg kicks.
Duck Dong fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but KillsInWater Jr is out of range.
KillsInWater Jr fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Duck Dong avoids it really well and circles away.
KillsInWater Jr is trying hard to land a takedown here. Duck Dong sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
KillsInWater Jr steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Duck Dong. That one must have hurt.
Duck Dong throws out a leg kick but KillsInWater Jr moves out of range and Duck Dong only half commits.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Duck Dong is looking to chop away at KillsInWater Jr's legs.
KillsInWater Jr checks a low kick from Duck Dong.
Duck Dong tried to score with a low kick but KillsInWater Jr checks it.
KillsInWater Jr is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Duck Dong throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Duck Dong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Duck Dong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
KillsInWater Jr closes this distance looking for a takedown but Duck Dong circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bubba KillsInWater Jr. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Duck Dong misses with a low kick.
A head kick by KillsInWater Jr misses
and Duck Dong makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Duck Dong lands with a thumping leg kick.
Duck Dong walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. KillsInWater Jr checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
KillsInWater Jr blocks a low kick nicely.
Long Duck Dong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
KillsInWater Jr has a takedown stuffed.
Duck Dong throws a nice inside leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Duck Dong throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
KillsInWater Jr moves out of range of the leg kick from Duck Dong.
KillsInWater Jr fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Duck Dong misses.
Duck Dong scores with a spinning back kick!
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Duck Dong. KillsInWater Jr shrugs it off though.
Long Duck Dong is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

KillsInWater Jr bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
KillsInWater Jr misses with the ground and pound.
Duck Dong pushes KillsInWater Jr away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, KillsInWater Jr gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
KillsInWater Jr slows the pace down.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
KillsInWater Jr scoring with punches and elbows.
KillsInWater Jr fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Duck Dong pushes KillsInWater Jr away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, KillsInWater Jr gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Duck Dong is letting KillsInWater Jr control him for a moment.
KillsInWater Jr landing a few strikes.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
KillsInWater Jr scores with punches from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Long Duck Dong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Duck Dong throws a leg kick but KillsInWater Jr sees it coming and checks it nicely.
KillsInWater Jr checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Duck Dong with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.

KillsInWater Jr fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Duck Dong sprawls well initially but KillsInWater Jr persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
KillsInWater Jr seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
KillsInWater Jr has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Duck Dong wants to get back to his feet.
Bubba KillsInWater Jr overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
KillsInWater Jr winds up and cracks Duck Dong with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
KillsInWater Jr sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Duck Dong defending well though.
KillsInWater Jr takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Duck Dong blocking the ground and pound attempt from KillsInWater Jr.
KillsInWater Jr content to control rather than advance.
KillsInWater Jr thows a huge punch but Duck Dong dodges it nicely.
KillsInWater Jr seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
KillsInWater Jr missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
KillsInWater Jr content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
KillsInWater Jr missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well, if KillsInWater Jr is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
KillsInWater Jr throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Duck Dong is trying to defend against the ground and pound but KillsInWater Jr scores with a couple of nice shots.
KillsInWater Jr slows the pace down in half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Duck Dong has hold of KillsInWater Jr's hands but KillsInWater Jr slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Bubba KillsInWater Jr has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
KillsInWater Jr lands strikes from half guard.
KillsInWater Jr missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
KillsInWater Jr thows a huge punch but Duck Dong dodges it nicely.
KillsInWater Jr sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Long Duck Dong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
KillsInWater Jr working Duck Dong over with strikes.
KillsInWater Jr is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
KillsInWater Jr looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Duck Dong with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
KillsInWater Jr sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Duck Dong defending well though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
KillsInWater Jr throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
KillsInWater Jr throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bubba KillsInWater Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Duck Dong has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:29

The fight is ruled a majority draw!