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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Maurico Hates Decisions (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hates Decisions kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Defqon Ending!. Jeremy comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Motörhead - Killed By Death kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! On his way into the cage it seems that Maurico Hates Decisions has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Maurico Hates Decisions seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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255 lbs
15 - 3 - 0 |
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280 lbs
12 - 7 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maurico Hates Decisions!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hates Decisions avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Jeremy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hates Decisions.
Jeremy misses with the combination.
Hates Decisions chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hates Decisions displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Hates Decisions scores with a jab. Jeremy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jeremy swings away with a body shot that misses
and Hates Decisions makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Hates Decisions misses with a low kick.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
A punch lands to the side of Jeremy 's head but he takes it in his stride.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Hates Decisions manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Hates Decisions moves out of range of the strikes.
Good leg kick by Hates Decisions there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Hates Decisions dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hates Decisions fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A jab from Hates Decisions finds it's way through Jeremy's defenses.
Hates Decisions lands a jab.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hates Decisions thuds a left hand into Jeremy's body.
Hates Decisions moves out of range of the strikes.
Hates Decisions bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Jeremy looks gassed!
Jeremy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions cracks Jeremy with a right hand to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hates Decisions's jab looks to have found its range, popping Jeremy under the eye.
Hates Decisions connects with a high kick.
Hates Decisions catches Jeremy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hates Decisions cracks Jeremy with an uppercut from hell and Jeremy crumples to the canvas, he's out! Oh no, he's recovered and he's grabbed one of Hates Decisions's legs and pulled him into guard. The ref thought about stopping it there but he's let it go - good reffing!
Jeremy is rocked!
Hates Decisions is pushing down on Jeremy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jeremy is fighting to maintain full guard but Hates Decisions has managed to sneak the leg through.
Jeremy is still in real trouble! Can Hates Decisions finish him?
Hates Decisions seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Jeremy seems to have recovered his senses.
Hates Decisions has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Hates Decisions is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Jeremy defends it well.
Hates Decisions thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Jeremy's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Hates Decisions wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jeremy keeps working.
Hates Decisions is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Hates Decisions missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hates Decisions missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Jeremy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hates Decisions. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Hates Decisions has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Poor strikes thrown by Hates Decisions there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Hates Decisions scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Jeremy?
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jeremy is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Hates Decisions throws some wild stikes that Jeremy manages to avoid easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Maurico Hates Decisions dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Jeremy throws a series of punches but Hates Decisions avoids them all with ease.
Jeremy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hates Decisions swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Jeremy is looking to clinch but Hates Decisions is avoiding it.
Hates Decisions shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Jeremy eats them both and turns towards Hates Decisions to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Hates Decisions feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Hates Decisions connects with the punch.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Hates Decisions is having none of it.
Jeremy is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jeremy moves out of range as Hates Decisions throws a body kick.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Hates Decisions's head but Hates Decisions sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hates Decisions misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ron Jeremy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hates Decisions.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Hates Decisions moves out of range.
Hates Decisions lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Hates Decisions connects with a body shot that sends Jeremy's belly button to the back.
Jeremy fails to land with a series of punches.
Jeremy is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hates Decisions tests Jeremy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hates Decisions misses with a body kick.
Hates Decisions scores with a jab to the body.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Hates Decisions here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Hates Decisions throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Hates Decisions lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Jeremy backs up against the cage.
A left lands for Hates Decisions.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy blocks a head kick by Hates Decisions.
Jeremy takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Hates Decisions connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jeremy. Jeremy circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Maurico Hates Decisions is winning the standup battle so far.
Hates Decisions works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Hates Decisions throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jeremy takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
An inside leg kick lands from Hates Decisions.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy avoids the head kick by Hates Decisions.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jeremy getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jeremy throws a body punch but Hates Decisions moves out of range.
Hates Decisions scores with a hook.
Jeremy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jeremy pushes Hates Decisions up against the cage in a clinch.
Jeremy is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Hates Decisions lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jeremy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Jeremy misses with a punch on the inside.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jeremy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Hates Decisions's brow.
Jeremy lands a damaging elbow.
It looks like Maurico Hates Decisions has been cut.
Hates Decisions avoiding damage as Jeremy throws knees to the body.
Hates Decisions blocks the elbow strike.
Hates Decisions blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Hates Decisions escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Jeremy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jeremy tries to clinch but Hates Decisions moves out of range.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Jeremy throws a hook to the side of Hates Decisions's head but Hates Decisions sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hates Decisions avoids the body shot from Jeremy.
Hates Decisions throws a shot to the body.
Nice jab there from Hates Decisions.
Hates Decisions is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jeremy can do to turn this around?
Hates Decisions digs a good body shot into Jeremy's ribs.
Hates Decisions lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hates Decisions scores with a body shot.
Jeremy tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Hates Decisions is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hates Decisions thumps Jeremy with a low kick.
Jeremy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Nice uppercut lands for Hates Decisions. That snapped Jeremy's head back.
Hates Decisions scores with the left hand. Jeremy knows he should have avoided that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy walks into a stiff left hand from Hates Decisions.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for Hates Decisions.
Jeremy gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Hates Decisions gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! Jeremy is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maurico Hates Decisions!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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