PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wrestler Rampage (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Barbara Boxer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Barbara Boxer will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Rampage
vs
Boxer

225 cm
20
285 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

190 cm
26
222 lbs
30 - 15 - 1

Great wrestler
Basic striking
Self confident

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wrestler Rampage!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Barbara Boxer!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rampage chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Boxer can pounce on him.
Rampage will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Boxer shoots for a double leg takedown but Rampage sprawls well. He's pushed Boxer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Rampage is trying hard to land a takedown here. Boxer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Rampage shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Rampage really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Boxer slips a jab and a cross from Rampage.
A combination from Rampage does no damage.
Boxer bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Rampage misses with a series of wild punches.
Rampage rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Boxer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Boxer. That's going to slow Rampage down.
Rampage is breathing heavily.
Some wild striking there from Rampage.

Boxer forces Rampage back against the cage and clinches.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The referee calls for Boxer to work.
Boxer gets through Rampage's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Rampage wants a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Wrestler Rampage. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Rampage tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Boxer's elbow.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Boxer.
Boxer lands an uppercut.
Rampage tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boxer lands with a right to the head.
Boxer scores with a nice hook to the head.
Boxer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Boxer lands a shoulder strike.

Rampage is rocked!
Boxer has a couple of punches blocked by Rampage.
Oh Rampage is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A head punch on the inside from Boxer fails to land.
Boxer swings wildly with an uppercut but Rampage uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Boxer misses with some punches.
Boxer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Boxer swings wildly with an uppercut but Rampage uses good head movement to avoid it.
Boxer has a couple of punches blocked by Rampage.
Rampage tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Rampage seems to have got his legs back now.
Rampage is trying to drag Boxer to the mat but Boxer just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Boxer creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Rampage with a big uppercut! Rampage tries to clinch up but Boxer pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Rampage to the mat! Rampage covers up and Boxer unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Barbara Boxer!