PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between William Joseph Blazkowicz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Manny Donkers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blazkowicz comes into the arena with Wolfenstein Theme blaring out of the sound system. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Joseph Blazkowicz
vs
Donkers

193 cm
30
221 lbs
9 - 4 - 1

225 cm
32
215 lbs
9 - 9 - 2

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire
Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 1, fighting out of London, William Joseph Blazkowicz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 2, fighting out of London, Manny Donkers!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Blazkowicz misses with a low kick as Donkers jumps back.
Donkers misses with a straight right.
Donkers is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Donkers blocks a head kick by Blazkowicz.
Donkers lands an overhand right.

It looks like William Joseph Blazkowicz has been cut.
Manny Donkers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Donkers forces Blazkowicz back against the cage and clinches.
A short left from Donkers.
Blazkowicz can't find room to land a body shot as Donkers controls the action.
A short left from Donkers.
Blazkowicz lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Donkers or not.
A head punch on the inside from Donkers fails to land.
Donkers tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Donkers throws a punch but it's blocked by Blazkowicz.
Still in the clinch, Donkers scores with a nice short uppercut.
Donkers throws a punch but it's blocked by Blazkowicz.
Donkers misses with a hook from the clinch.
Donkers tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Donkers with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Donkers misses with a punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Donkers creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Donkers misses with the head strike.
Donkers with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Blazkowicz can't get the takedown.
Blazkowicz has Donkers pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Donkers manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Donkers lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Blazkowicz or not.
Donkers scores with a knee to the head.
A body shot lands from Donkers.
Blazkowicz is breathing heavily.
Donkers lands a right hand that snaps the head of Blazkowicz backwards.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Donkers lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Donkers lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Blazkowicz or not.
Blazkowicz blocking some punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Donkers with a knee to the head.
Donkers with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Donkers.

William Joseph Blazkowicz's cut is getting worse.
A nice left hand lands by Donkers.
Donkers working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Donkers misses with a punch on the inside.
Donkers lands a hook to the side of the head.

Blazkowicz is rocked!
Donkers jerks Blazkowicz's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Blazkowicz drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Donkers goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Donkers because Blazkowicz was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Manny Donkers!
An out of breath and clearly excited Manny Donkers thanked Fossington & Blythe: Gentlemen's Fight Attire for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).