PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Smash Lampjaw (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Rogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lampjaw's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Supersonic Electronic. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Lampjaw
vs
Rogan

195 cm
20
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

205 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Smash Lampjaw!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Rogan!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rogan tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Lampjaw counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Lampjaw misses the target.
Lampjaw throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lampjaw jabs Rogan to the body, keeping him at a distance.

Rogan moves into the clinch successfully.
Rogan tries to land a knee to the head but Lampjaw blocks with his arms.
Lampjaw lands a body shot.
Rogan stalling in the clinch but Lampjaw improves position.
Rogan misses with the head strike.
Rogan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

It looks like Smash Lampjaw has been cut.
Rogan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Rogan pushes off an throws an elbow but Lampjaw leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Rogan tries to throw a body punch but Lampjaw avoids it by throwing Rogan back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lampjaw blocking some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Lampjaw is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Rogan pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Rogan stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Rogan is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Lampjaw blocks an uppercut.
Rogan misses with a knee strike.
Rogan wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Rogan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lampjaw has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rogan is working for takedown but Lampjaw is calmly controlling the position for now.
Rogan stalling in the clinch.
Rogan misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rogan lands with a short shot to the head.
Rogan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Rogan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Rogan stalling in the clinch but Lampjaw improves position.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rogan.
Lampjaw is pushing Rogan up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Lampjaw for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Rogan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lampjaw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rogan stalling in the clinch but Lampjaw improves position.
Lampjaw on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Rogan misses with some punches.
Rogan misses with a knee strike.
Rogan throws a head punch that misses.
Lampjaw swings wildly with an uppercut but Rogan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lampjaw blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Rogan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rogan throws an elbow but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rogan has had enough of the clinch but Lampjaw keeps him there for the moment.
Rogan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Lampjaw tries to work over Rogan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rogan displaying some good clinch control by pressing Lampjaw up against the cage.

Rogan breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Rogan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lampjaw paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Lampjaw swings for the body but Rogan moves out of range.
Lampjaw looks to throw the jab but Rogan is out of range.
Smash Lampjaw seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rogan tries to clinch

and Lampjaw counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rogan is trying to control but can't.
Lampjaw working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joe Rogan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Smash Lampjaw's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Rogan is looking to clinch but Lampjaw is avoiding it.
Rogan closes the distance but Lampjaw moves to the side
and Lampjaw counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Rogan shoots in and drives through. Lampjaw sprawls well.
Lampjaw circles away from the clinch attempt.
Rogan keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lampjaw.
Rogan tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Lampjaw counters with a left to the body.
Lampjaw swats away the attempt to clinch by Rogan.
Lampjaw rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rogan moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Lampjaw drives through and clinches with Rogan against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Rogan lands with a left to the head.
Rogan misses with a knee strike.
A frustrated look appears on Rogan's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Rogan throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Lampjaw could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Lampjaw effectively controlling the action here.
Lampjaw tries to work over Rogan's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rogan misses with a body punch.

Rogan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Donk. Lampjaw catches Rogan right on the button with a cross.
Lampjaw throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Lampjaw misses with a leg kick.
Lampjaw circles away from the clinch attempt

and Lampjaw counters with a shoot takedown. Rogan fights it but they end up in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lampjaw wants to control from the top but Rogan keeps moving.
Lampjaw chips away with some ground and pound.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Lampjaw throwing strikes but missing.
Lampjaw passes easily into side control. Nice work.
An elbow from Lampjaw crashes against the mat.
An elbow from Lampjaw crashes against the mat.
Rogan takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lampjaw trying to control the position but Rogan is working away.
Rogan parries the strikes from Lampjaw easily there. Lampjaw is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Rogan to escape.
Lampjaw working the ground and pound from side control.
Lampjaw working the head with strikes.
Rogan really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Lampjaw. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Lampjaw works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Lampjaw landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Lampjaw lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Rogan down.
Lampjaw creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Rogan sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lampjaw advances nicely into full mount.
Lampjaw controlling his opponent.
Lampjaw unloading with bombs!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rogan is bucking up trying to escape but Lampjaw cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Smash Lampjaw overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lampjaw wants to control the pace but Rogan is squirming around nicely.
Lampjaw controlling from mount.
Lampjaw trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Rogan wants to control but Lampjaw is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Smash Lampjaw dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Smash Lampjaw's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Rogan takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Rogan tries to close the distance and clinch but Lampjaw swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lampjaw misses with a double jab.
Rogan moves out of range of the body kick from Lampjaw.
Lampjaw circles away from the clinch attempt
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Rogan takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Lampjaw avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lampjaw throws an off balance right hand

and Rogan counters by moving into the clinch.
Joe Rogan seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lampjaw blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lampjaw taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Rogan doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lampjaw.
Rogan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short uppercut from Rogan.
Lampjaw has Rogan pushed against the cage.

Rogan escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Rogan fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Rogan closes the distance looking to clinch
and Lampjaw counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rogan moves in looking to clinch but Lampjaw pushes him off.

Lampjaw looking to score a takedown here. Rogan is defending well but Lampjaw drives through and ends up in Rogan's guard.
Rogan can't keep his opponent in guard - Lampjaw advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Lampjaw moves into full mount! Rogan won't be happy about that!
Lampjaw connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Lampjaw looking to control but Rogan is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Lampjaw unloading with bombs!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Lampjaw.
Rogan takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Rogan is squirming around, avoiding Lampjaw's attempts to control the action.
Lampjaw is landing with some decent strikes but Rogan is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

Rogan is rocked!
Lampjaw is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Rogan goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Lampjaw!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Smash Lampjaw!