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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mario Ward (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Great Cornholio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Great Cornholio will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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156 lbs
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159 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mario Ward!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Great Cornholio!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cornholio tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Ward swivels and escapes.
Ward shoots in and bounces Cornholio off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Ward has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Cornholio is looking to sinch up a triangle. Ward throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Cornholio's body to avoid the submission. Cornholio has instead reached around Ward's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Cornholio arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Great Cornholio!
After the big win, Great Cornholio made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Charlie Wang's Monkey Cult Styles and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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