PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Taco Mcgibblets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buster Capshot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcgibblets comes to the cage accompanied by enrique iglesiasI Like It (Jersey Shore Version). Capshot has chosen Avenged Sevenfold-Nightmare as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mcgibblets
vs
Capshot

176 cm
24
173 lbs
9 - 9 - 1

210 cm
28
185 lbs
11 - 7 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Taco Mcgibblets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Buster Capshot!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Yves DeLean and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mcgibblets jabs at Capshot's body.
Capshot misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Capshot moves out of range of the strikes.
Mcgibblets ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Capshot moves away.
Capshot misses with a two punch combination.

Capshot gets tackled into the cage by Mcgibblets. Mcgibblets maintains the clinch.

Mcgibblets breaks the clinch.
Capshot throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mcgibblets looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Mcgibblets jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgibblets listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Mcgibblets throws a lazy uppercut
and Capshot counters with a nice body shot.
Mcgibblets scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Mcgibblets throws a poor cross that misses
and Capshot counters with a right hand to the body.
Mcgibblets lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Capshot uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Mcgibblets.
Buster Capshot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Mcgibblets listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Capshot moves out of range of the leg kick from Mcgibblets.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcgibblets missing with a left hand there. Capshot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mcgibblets throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mcgibblets misses with a body shot
and Capshot counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mcgibblets thinking.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mcgibblets lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Mcgibblets looks to score with a jab to the body but Capshot is just out of range.
Mcgibblets lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mcgibblets throws a left and a right that both miss
and Capshot makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Capshot looks to land a combination but Mcgibblets avoids it well.
Capshot defending well as Mcgibblets loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcgibblets looks to throw the jab but Capshot is out of range.
Mcgibblets throws out a loose jab but Capshot uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mcgibblets fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mcgibblets misses with a hook.
Capshot scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Capshot cracks Mcgibblets with a right hand to the side of the head.
Capshot is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Mcgibblets jabs Capshot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mcgibblets will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mcgibblets scores with a jab to the head.
Mcgibblets throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Capshot counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Capshot blocks a jab.
Some wild striking there from Capshot.
Mcgibblets is looking to clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mcgibblets throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Capshot throws a right and a left that both miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Mcgibblets dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Mcgibblets missing with a left hand there. Capshot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mcgibblets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mcgibblets throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mcgibblets moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Nice defenses there by Capshot.
Capshot throws a series of punches but Mcgibblets avoids them all with ease.
A big right from Mcgibblets misses.
Mcgibblets throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Capshot sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Mcgibblets misses with an uppercut. Capshot saw that one coming.
Taco Mcgibblets is winning the standup battle so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgibblets missing with a left hand there. Capshot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mcgibblets throws a poor cross that misses
and Capshot counters with a right hand to the body.
Mcgibblets throws a poor cross that misses
and Capshot counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Mcgibblets jabs Capshot to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mcgibblets circles away from the clinch attempt.
Mcgibblets throws a big shot that misses.
Nice straight punches there by Capshot. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Capshot.
Mcgibblets looks to throw the jab but Capshot is out of range.
Taco Mcgibblets seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcgibblets misses with a hook
and Mcgibblets takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mcgibblets misses with a looping left.
Mcgibblets scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Capshot scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Capshot misses with a double jab.
Mcgibblets swings widly with a right hand
and Capshot counters with a one-two to the body.
Capshot slips under a jab.
Mcgibblets throws a predictable looking body shot
and Capshot counters with a three punch combo that has Mcgibblets backing up. Mcgibblets nods at Capshot to acknowledge the strikes.
Capshot defending well as Mcgibblets loads up on a big left hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcgibblets lands a glancing blow to the side of Capshot's head.
Capshot ducks under a wild hook from Mcgibblets.
Mcgibblets swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Capshot.
Mcgibblets looks to land a left hand but Capshot moved out of range nicely.
Buster Capshot is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mcgibblets throws a nice looking combination but Capshot bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mcgibblets lands a jab to the nose.
Capshot takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Mcgibblets missing with a left hand there. Capshot was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Capshot misses with a combination
and Mcgibblets counters with a nice uppercut.
Capshot ducks under a wild hook from Mcgibblets.
Mcgibblets swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mcgibblets looks to score with a jab to the body but Capshot is just out of range.

Capshot moves into the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mcgibblets has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Mcgibblets has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Taco Mcgibblets dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

A right-left combo lands from Capshot.
A swing and a miss from Mcgibblets.
Mcgibblets swings widly with a right hand
letting Capshot counter with a right hand.
Capshot misses with a looping right.
Mcgibblets lands a glancing blow to the side of Capshot's head.
Capshot avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mcgibblets misses the shot to the body.
Mcgibblets looks to throw the jab but Capshot is out of range.
Mcgibblets throws a right hand that misses
and Capshot counters with a one-two to the body.
Capshot has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcgibblets throws a right and a left that both miss.
Capshot swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Capshot bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mcgibblets's corner calls for a 1-2. Mcgibblets obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Mcgibblets takes a swing at Capshot's ribcage but misses.
Mcgibblets misses with a shot to the body
and Capshot counters with a one-two to the body.
Mcgibblets misses with a body shot.
Mcgibblets tries to clinch up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mcgibblets fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Capshot manages to avoid it.
Mcgibblets throws a right and a left that Capshot avoids nicely.
Capshot throws a right and a left that Mcgibblets avoids nicely.
Mcgibblets fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mcgibblets connects with a crisp jab.
Capshot throws a series of strikes that have Mcgibblets backpedaling.
Mcgibblets bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Capshot's head backwards.
Mcgibblets works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcgibblets throws an off balance right hand
and Capshot counters with a left and a right that stings Mcgibblets.
Mcgibblets misses with a straight right.
Mcgibblets throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mcgibblets looks to land a right hand but Capshot moved out of range.
Mcgibblets walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Mcgibblets getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mcgibblets throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Capshot counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mcgibblets lands a really nice looking cross but Capshot seems unphased.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Capshot connects with a body shot that sends Mcgibblets's belly button to the back.
Mcgibblets fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Capshot manages to avoid it.
Mcgibblets throws a poor cross that misses
and Capshot counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Buster Capshot has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Capshot fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Capshot slips under a jab.
Mcgibblets bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Mcgibblets closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mcgibblets lands in his opponent's guard.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Capshot throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.

And that's the end of the fight!
Taco Mcgibblets showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Mcgibblets has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taco Mcgibblets!