PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Bunker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hammer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nine Inch Nails - Wish. Bunker has chosen The Beast as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hammer
vs
Bunker

202 cm
27
285 lbs
16 - 9 - 0

200 cm
24
250 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

ADCC Champion
World class boxer
Granite chin

Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain)
Rivers Edge Nutrition (Disciples of Pain)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jack Hammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Randy Bunker!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer avoids the head kick by Bunker.
Bunker throws a head kick that misses.
Bunker throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Hammer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Hammer has managed to clinch.
Hammer scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Randy Bunker has been cut.
Bunker effectively controlling the action here.
Hammer is trying to force a seperation but Bunker has the dominant position.
Bunker is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Hammer is trying to drag Bunker to the mat but Bunker just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Good body shot from Bunker.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Hammer.

Hammer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Bunker bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Hammer's head backwards.
Hammer throws a body punch but Bunker moves out of range.
The fighters circling - Hammer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunker lands an overhand right.
Bunker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Hammer. That did some damage!
Hammer misses with an uppercut
and Bunker counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Hammer thinking.
Hammer is breathing heavily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bunker - that will leave a mark!
Bunker throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Randy Bunker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hammer keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Donk. Bunker catches Hammer right on the button with a cross.

It looks like Jack Hammer has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bunker. Hammer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hammer on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bunker dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bunker lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

Bunker has Hammer up against the cage in a clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Bunker.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunker pushes off an throws an elbow but Hammer leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A body shot lands from Bunker.

Bunker pulls guard successfully.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Bunker controlling Hammer's posture.

Bunker escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Hammer gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Bunker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Bunker wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Bunker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bunker trying to keep a closed guard but Hammer is proving a slippery customer.
Hammer stopping the sweep attempt from Bunker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Randy Bunker was stalling too much, according to the referee.
Hammer takes a shot to the body in his stride.
A big left from Bunker misses.
Hammer avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

Bunker tries to keep at a distance but Hammer has taken the fight into the clinch.

Bunker pulls guard successfully.
Bunker keeping full guard, as Hammer tries to pass.
Bunker looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Hammer trying to control but Bunker is working from the bottom.
Hammer tries to free his leg and advance position but Bunker is retaining full guard.
Bunker manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Hammer manages to get himself to full guard.
Bunker wants to control from the top but Hammer keeps moving.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bunker postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bunker is pushing down on Hammer's leg trying to pass to half guard. Hammer is fighting to maintain full guard but Bunker has managed to sneak the leg through.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randy Bunker dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Bunker thows a body shot but no joy.
Bunker thuds a left hand into Hammer's body.

Hammer looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Bunker wants to get back to full guard.
Hammer throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bunker avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Hammer.
Bunker is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Bunker trying to control but Hammer postures up.
Bunker slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Hammer pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bunker is keeping the position for now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunker is pulling down on Hammer's head to control his posture.
Hammer lands a couple of elbows.
Bunker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hammer won't allow Bunker to sweep him here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hammer looking to pass the guard.
Bunker not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Hammer lands a couple of digs.
Hammer has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Hammer advances position into side control!
Bunker is looking for a sweep.
Bunker is trying to control Hammer's posture but Hammer avoids it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunker takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bunker struggling a bit here.
Hammer trying to control the position but Bunker is working away.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Bunker. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Bunker is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Hammer's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Hammer works his way into full mount!
A nice elbow there by Hammer.
Bunker tries to hold on but Hammer pushes him away.
Hammer scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Bunker?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bunker tries to hold on but Hammer pushes him away.
Hammer scores with a couple of good head shots there.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Hammer cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

Bunker is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammer is in full mount looking to finish with strikes. He lands a big shot, followed by another and Bunker goes limp! The ref jumps in to end the fight - a big win for Hammer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jack Hammer!
Post fight, an emotional Jack Hammer said 'This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it\\\'s an emotional response. No, not vengeance. Punishment. '.