PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sexy Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jim Duggan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Duggan is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Pantera -Slaughtered. Jim Duggan has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Pants
vs
Duggan

185 cm
25
299 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

200 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

HITME! Clothing Line (Chuck Norris Collection)
HITME! Clothing Line (Chuck Norris Collection)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sexy Pants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jim Duggan!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Duggan shoots in looking for a takedown but Pants manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Duggan's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Pants will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Duggan fails with the takedown.

Duggan shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Pants napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Duggan trying to control the action but Pants is working from the bottom.
Duggan in side control, just content to control the action for now.

Duggan in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Pants is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jim Duggan!
Jim Duggan took some time post fight to say the following; 'UUU SSSS AAA !!!!!! HOOOOOOO!!! my fists are like two by fours smashing your dome.'.