PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stormin Standfield (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexandera Boobjob (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Standfield comes to the cage accompanied by Ride the Lightning. On his way into the cage it seems that Stormin Standfield has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Stormin Standfield seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Standfield
vs
Boobjob

197 cm
18
287 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

190 cm
19
300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stormin Standfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Alexandera Boobjob!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Patrick Alders and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Standfield shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Boobjob as he avoids it easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Boobjob moves into range and throws a big uppercut. OH! Standfield goes down! Can Boobjob finish him!?

It looks like Stormin Standfield has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boobjob gets to his feet and stands over Standfield, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Standfield felt that one! Boobjob unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Standfield from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Alexandera Boobjob!