PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Canadian Kid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Destruction comes into the arena with Earth Sized Microwave by Japanese Torture Comedy Hour blaring out of the sound system. On his way into the cage it seems that Dick Destruction has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Dick Destruction seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Destruction
vs
Canadian Kid

179 cm
27
165 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

177 cm
28
160 lbs
19 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

[JMFC] 160!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jason Canadian Kid!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Konstantin Menshow and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Canadian Kid checks a leg kick.
Canadian Kid misses with a body shot.
Canadian Kid misses with a shot to the body
and Destruction makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Destruction tried to score with a low kick but Canadian Kid checks it.
Destruction ducks under a wild hook from Canadian Kid.
Destruction slips a jab from Canadian Kid.
Canadian Kid missing with a left hand there. Destruction was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Destruction clinches.
Canadian Kid tries to break free but Destruction pushes him back against the cage.
Canadian Kid blocking some punches.
Destruction using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Canadian Kid has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Canadian Kid blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Destruction with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Destruction lands a nice knee to the body.
Destruction tries to land knees in the clinch but Canadian Kid avoids the damage to the body.
Destruction tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Destruction tries a knee to the head but Canadian Kid blocks it.
Destruction tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Canadian Kid stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Canadian Kid tries to circle away but Destruction has him pinned against the cage.
Destruction looking to throw knees to the head but Canadian Kid is blocking nicely.
Destruction using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Canadian Kid has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Canadian Kid holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Destruction tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Canadian Kid wants to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Canadian Kid on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Canadian Kid breaks the clinch.
Destruction tries to clinch up but Canadian Kid circles away and keeps his distance.
Canadian Kid misses with a hook.
Destruction looks to throw the jab but Canadian Kid is out of range.
Destruction tries to land a front kick but Canadian Kid steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Canadian Kid goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Canadian Kid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Destruction throws a push kick but Canadian Kid slaps the foot to one side.
Destruction takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
No luck for Destruction with that takedown attempt.
Canadian Kid blocks a head kick by Destruction.
Destruction fails to land the takedown.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Destruction keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Canadian Kid!
Destruction staying out of range there.
Canadian Kid throws a right hand that Destruction ducks under and follows up with a left that Destruction also avoids with ease.
Canadian Kid takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Canadian Kid throws a jab when Destruction was well out of range.
Destruction avoids the head kick by Canadian Kid.
A combination from Canadian Kid does no damage.
Destruction tries to close the distance and clinch up but Canadian Kid swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A head kick by Destruction misses
and Canadian Kid counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Canadian Kid misses with a wild body shot.
Canadian Kid goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Destruction is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Destruction explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Destruction will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Destruction.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction tried to score with a low kick but Canadian Kid checks it.
Canadian Kid connects with a body shot that sends Destruction's belly button to the back.
Canadian Kid tries to work over Destruction's front leg with a kick but Destruction checks it.
Destruction tries to close the distance and clinch up but Canadian Kid swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Canadian Kid lands a slapping body shot.
Canadian Kid takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Destruction throws a lazy head kick
and Canadian Kid counters with a straight right hand.
Destruction is looking to clinch but Canadian Kid is avoiding it.
A swing and a miss from Canadian Kid.
Canadian Kid scores with a crisp jab that stopped Destruction in his tracks.
Canadian Kid swings for the body but Destruction moves out of range.
Canadian Kid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Canadian Kid throws a jab but it's blocked by Destruction.
Canadian Kid digs a good hook to Destruction's body.
Canadian Kid avoids the head kick by Destruction.
Canadian Kid staying out of range there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jason Canadian Kid dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Canadian Kid takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Canadian Kid throws a head kick that half lands.
Canadian Kid pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Canadian Kid misses the shot to the body.
Canadian Kid avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A punch combination from Canadian Kid misses.
Destruction throws a jab but it's blocked by Canadian Kid.
A punch combination from Destruction misses.
Destruction lands with a nice combination. Canadian Kid backs away looking to recover.
Destruction takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Canadian Kid misses with a straight right.
Destruction avoids the body shot from Canadian Kid.
Canadian Kid takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Canadian Kid connects with a body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Canadian Kid there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Destruction gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Destruction swings for the body but Canadian Kid moves out of range.
Dick Destruction seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction scores with a jab to the head.
Destruction jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Canadian Kid fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Destruction is out of range.
Canadian Kid walks into a straight right hand from Destruction.
Destruction throws a head kick that half lands.
Destruction tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Canadian Kid manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Jason Canadian Kid is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A chopping leg kick lands by Canadian Kid.
Destruction avoids the body shot from Canadian Kid.
Destruction on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Destruction on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Canadian Kid. Canadian Kid obviously looking to wear him down.
Destruction throws a leg kick but Canadian Kid checks it.
Destruction avoids the body shot from Canadian Kid.
Canadian Kid with a nice cross.
Oh Destruction is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Destruction lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Destruction fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Canadian Kid manages to avoid it.
Destruction seems to have got his legs back now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Destruction misses with a wild body shot.
Destruction throws a series of punches but Canadian Kid avoids them all with ease.
Destruction misses with a wild combination.
Jason Canadian Kid seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Canadian Kid lands a nice looking body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Canadian Kid throws a leg kick but Destruction sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Destruction takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Canadian Kid scores with a nice right hand.
Canadian Kid throws a push kick but Destruction slaps the foot to one side.
Destruction lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Destruction fails with the takedown
and Canadian Kid counters with a left to the body.
Canadian Kid swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Destruction misses with a head kick.
Canadian Kid misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction throws a lazy right hand but Canadian Kid sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A right-left combo lands from Canadian Kid.
Canadian Kid lands with a nice body punch.
Canadian Kid ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Destruction throws a head kick that misses.
Canadian Kid connects with a body shot.
Canadian Kid comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Canadian Kid punishes Destruction's body with a nice straight punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Canadian Kid cracks a nice hook into Destruction's ribs.
Canadian Kid is looking to slow Destruction down with leg kicks.
Canadian Kid works Destruction's body with a nice hook.
Canadian Kid feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Destructions jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Destruction gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Canadian Kid.
A decent looking cross lands there for Canadian Kid.
Destruction looks to land a left hand but Canadian Kid moved out of range nicely.
Destruction throws a body kick that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Canadian Kid lands with a good body shot.
Destruction blocks a jab.
Destruction walks into a jab.
Canadian Kid cracks the inside of Destruction's front leg.
Canadian Kid connects with a superb combination that knocks Destruction out cold! The referee charges across the mat and tackles Canadian Kid before he can land any more shots to the unconscious Destruction!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:25 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Jason Canadian Kid!
Jason Canadian Kid is the new lightweight champion!
Jason Canadian Kid bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.