PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keith Jaeger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charles carlson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). carlson has chosen Muse- Stockholm Syndrome as his entrance music. Keith Jaeger has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Jaeger
vs
carlson

192 cm
22
247 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

180 cm
31
268 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Keith Jaeger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Charles carlson !
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
carlson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jaeger. Jaeger obviously looking to wear him down.
Jaeger lands a nice leg kick that just misses carlson 's sensitive parts.
A lazy left from Jaeger finds it's target.
Jaeger feints and then cracks carlson 's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow carlson down.
carlson takes a swing at Jaeger's ribcage but misses.
carlson scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jaeger lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Charles carlson has been cut.
carlson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jaeger.
Jaeger throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Good exchange - carlson coming out on top.
Jaeger connects with a solid leg kick.
carlson cracks Jaeger with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jaeger throws a sloppy head kick and carlson moves out of range easily.
carlson misses with a double jab.
carlson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jaeger manages to avoid it.
Jaeger tries a low kick but carlson avoids it.
Jaeger just misses with a punch to the body.
carlson changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
carlson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
carlson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jaeger.
Jaeger avoids the body shot from carlson .
Jaeger looks for the body kick but carlson saw that one coming.
Jaeger dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheers as Jaeger lands an impressive looking overhand right. carlson doesn't seem phased though.
Jaeger misses with a shot to the body
and carlson counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
carlson lands a body shot.
Keith Jaeger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice uppercut lands for Jaeger. That snapped carlson 's head back.
carlson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jaeger.
Jaeger throws a right and a left that both miss.
A looping hook to the body misses from carlson . Jaeger does a little dance to reset his feet.
A telegraphed right hand from carlson misses the target.
Jaeger slips under a jab from carlson .

That's two minutes gone in the round.
carlson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
carlson ducks under a wild hook from Jaeger.
Jaeger lands a nice looking kick to the body. carlson takes a step back to recover.
carlson looks gassed!
carlson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jaeger can pounce on him.
carlson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jaeger can pounce on him.
Jaeger bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
carlson has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jaeger finds it's way round the side to connect with carlson 's head.
Jaeger looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Jaeger throws a head kick but carlson moves out of range.
carlson walks forward, straight into a front kick from Jaeger.
Jaeger fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Jaeger scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. carlson doesn't seem bothered though.
carlson takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jaeger connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

That has opened up Charles carlson 's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jaeger throws a leg kick which misses carlson 's front leg but catches the back leg as carlson tries to avoid it.
Jaeger lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A shot to the liver by Jaeger. Beautiful body shot.
Jaeger scores with a nice body kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jaeger throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
carlson has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Jaeger.
Nice body kick there by Jaeger.
Jaeger throws a quick head kick that skims the top of carlson 's head.
carlson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jaeger scores with the left hand. carlson knows he should have avoided that one.

The cut above Charles carlson 's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
carlson takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
carlson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jaeger.

Jaeger drops carlson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but carlson looks back up at him and smiles so Jaeger waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

carlson is rocked!
carlson drops his hands momentarily and Jaeger needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips carlson just on the top of the head. carlson drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in carlson - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Keith Jaeger!
A relieved looking Keith Jaeger thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.