PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Roberts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Roberts comes to the cage accompanied by http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDS83yrM30Y. Frank Roberts is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Roberts
vs
Strong

205 cm
18
280 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

210 cm
22
285 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

FIREPOWER NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Frank Roberts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Retard Strong!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Aleksandr Martynov and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Strong looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Strong trying to control the position from guard on top but Roberts is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Roberts scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Strong scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Roberts is looking for a sweep.
Roberts wants to get back to his feet but Strong drags him back down.
Strong moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Roberts wants to get back to his feet but Strong is dominant here and he's now got Roberts's back!
Strong looking to control and managing it successfully.
Roberts wants to try and get back to his feet.
Roberts is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Strong content just to control the position here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Roberts is looking to improve his position but Strong isn't that keen on the idea.

Strong get's back to his feet.
Roberts throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Roberts fails in his attempt to clinch.
A nice combination there by Roberts.
Roberts tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Roberts throws a solid leg kick but Strong takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Roberts.

Strong forces Roberts back against the cage and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Strong pulls guard successfully.

Strong pushes Roberts off and scrambles back to his feet.
Roberts walks forward, straight into a front kick from Strong.

Strong has taken the fight to the clinch.

Roberts breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Strong blocks a head kick by Roberts.
Strong tries to land a front kick but Roberts steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
An inside leg kick lands from Roberts.
Roberts doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Strong counters with a body kick.
Strong circles away from the clinch attempt.
Roberts tries to clinch but Strong is having none of it.
Roberts fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Frank Roberts seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Strong circles away from the clinch attempt.

Strong has taken the fight to the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roberts can't break the clinch.
Roberts wants to break free but Strong has control.
Roberts wants to get back to striking at distance but Strong won't allow it.

Roberts manages to break the clinch.
Roberts clinches but Strong breaks the clinch
and Strong counters with a good low kick that Roberts was not able to check.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roberts closes the distance looking to clinch
and Strong counters with a nice body kick.

Strong moves into range and clinches up with Roberts.
Roberts wants to break the clinch but can't.
Roberts wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

Roberts manages to break the clinch.
Roberts circles away from the clinch attempt.
Roberts moves out of range as Strong throws a body kick.
Roberts clinches but Strong breaks the clinch

and Strong counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Roberts's guard now.
Strong not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

Roberts pushes Strong off and gets back to his feet.
Roberts tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Strong counters with a lovely shot to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Roberts tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Strong makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Roberts clobbers Strong with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Roberts wants to clinch but Strong slips to the side

and Strong holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Strong tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Roberts just stands there and leans against the cage.

Strong breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roberts throws a right hand that misses
and Strong counters with a nice low kick that buckles Roberts's knee momentarily.
Roberts misses with a takedown

so Strong counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Roberts. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Roberts wants to stand up but Strong is controlling him.
Strong is stalling in the full guard.
Strong wanted to stand there but Roberts had control of the position.

Roberts is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Roberts tries for a takedown but Strong manages to get underhooks.
Strong prevents Roberts from breaking the clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Roberts breaks from the clinch.
Roberts misses with a takedown attempt
and Strong counters with a slapping leg kick.
Strong explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Roberts swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Strong holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Roberts fails to pull the fight into his guard.

Roberts pulls Strong into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Retard Strong dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Roberts tries to clinch but fails miserably

so Strong counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Strong wants to control from the top but Roberts keeps moving.
Roberts is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Strong trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Roberts manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Strong is breathing heavily.

Roberts darts in and clinches Strong up against the cage.
Strong wants to get back to striking at distance but Roberts won't allow it.

Roberts breaks from the clinch.
Roberts looks to clinch

and Strong counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Roberts is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Roberts uses the cage to get back to his feet.
Strong tries to clinch up.
Roberts tries to clinch but Strong is having none of it.
Roberts shoots in and drives through. Strong sprawls well.
Roberts looks to clinch

and Strong decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Roberts's guard.
Roberts is looking to stand up but Strong isn't so interested in that idea.
Roberts has a closed guard, preventing Strong from standing up.
Strong must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Roberts is looking to stand up but Strong isn't so interested in that idea.
Strong controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Strong is looking to stand up but Roberts won't let him.
Roberts being controlled here, momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strong stops Roberts from standing up.
Strong content to stall in guard here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Strong stands up from Roberts's guard - Strong perhaps looking for a knockout.
Roberts takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Strong comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

Roberts has taken the fight to the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Roberts breaks the clinch.
Roberts falls off balance throwing a combination

and Strong decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Roberts's guard.

Roberts is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Roberts fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Roberts can't break the clinch.

Strong manages to break the clinch.
Roberts swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Strong counters with a nice body kick.
Roberts closes the distance but Strong moves to the side
and Strong counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Roberts tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Strong counters by moving into the clinch.

Roberts breaks from the clinch.

Strong looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Roberts looks like he's trying to stand up.

Strong decides to stand up.
Roberts closes the distance but Strong moves to the side

and Strong counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Roberts is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Strong is controlling him.

Strong stands up from Roberts's guard - Strong perhaps looking for a knockout.
Strong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Roberts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Roberts is looking to clinch but Strong is avoiding it.
Retard Strong seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Roberts tries to clinch but Strong is having none of it.
Roberts fails with an attempt to clinch.
A nice combination there by Roberts.
Roberts displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Roberts crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Strong - the referee stops the clock and Roberts gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Strong. Roberts manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Strong chopping away at his opponent's legs.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Strong tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Roberts just stands there and leans against the cage.
Roberts tries to break the clinch but Strong is controlling the position.
Strong wants to stall.
Strong prevents Roberts from breaking the clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Strong fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Roberts wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Strong prevents Roberts from breaking the clinch.
Roberts tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Frank Roberts. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Strong drags the fight down to the ground.

Strong looking for a guillotine here but Roberts defends easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Retard Strong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Roberts darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Roberts decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Roberts tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Strong counters with a good low kick that Roberts was not able to check.

Roberts has taken the fight to the clinch.

Roberts breaks from the clinch.
Roberts tries to clinch

and Strong counters with a single leg into guard. Roberts didn't expect that.
Strong has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Roberts is proving hard to escape from.

Roberts has his feet on Strong's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Roberts tries to clinch but Strong moves away

and Strong counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Roberts!

Strong get's back to his feet.
Roberts wants to clinch.
Roberts lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Strong looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Strong stops Roberts from standing up.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Roberts trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Strong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Roberts being controlled here, momentarily.

Roberts is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Strong lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Strong prevents Roberts from breaking the clinch.
Roberts tries to break the clinch but Strong is controlling the position.
Strong wants to break free but Roberts has control.

Roberts manages to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Strong tries to clinch up but Roberts circles away and keeps his distance.

Roberts instigates a clinch.

Roberts breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Roberts closes the distance but Strong moves to the side

and Strong counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Roberts's guard now.
Roberts wants to get back to his feet but Strong is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Roberts has his feet on Strong's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Roberts tries to land a front kick but Strong steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Roberts swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Strong holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Roberts has hold of one of Strong's legs. Strong is fighting the takedown attempt but Roberts gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Roberts being controlled here momentarily.
Roberts looking to sit in guard and control but Strong gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Strong prevents Roberts from getting back to his feet.
Strong content to stall in guard here.
Strong stops Roberts from standing up.
Strong trying to control the position from guard on top but Roberts is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Roberts tries to clinch but Strong moves away

so Strong counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Roberts manages to escape and get back to his feet.

Strong has closed the distance and engaged Roberts in a clinch.
Strong tries to pull guard but Roberts won't allow it.

Strong breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Strong fails with an attempt to clinch.
Frank Roberts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Roberts darts in trying to clinch

and Strong holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Strong keeps control of Roberts as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Roberts will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Roberts wants to break the clinch but can't.

Strong breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Roberts tightens his grip and picks Strong up, before dumping him to the ground. Strong manages to land in guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Roberts missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Roberts decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Strong, up you get!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Roberts closes the distance but Strong moves to the side
and Strong counters with a nice body kick.
Roberts scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Roberts has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Strong.

Strong gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Retard Strong.
Well Strong has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksandr Martynov scores the fight 27:30
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Retard Strong!