PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Retarded Fish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Casey Bell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Retarded Fish has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Fish
vs
Bell

225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

190 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Big right hand

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Retarded Fish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Casey Bell!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fish misses with a leg kick

and Bell counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Bell stops Fish from standing up.
Bell is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Bell's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Casey Bell hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
Bell on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bell looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fish swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Bell.

It looks like Casey Bell has been cut.
Bell has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fish.
Bell walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.

Fish drops Bell with a beautiful combination! Bell stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Fish is looking for the KO!
Fish lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Bell takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fish connects with an inside leg kick.
Fish steps in with a hook that catches Bell right on the chin and knocks him to the floor! Fish follows him down with more strikes and that's all she wrote! Bell looks absolutely devastated.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Retarded Fish!