PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kosty Badzenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zhirinovsky has chosen Zhirinovsky and Serega - Murka as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Kosty Badzenko has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Badzenko
vs
Zhirinovsky

201 cm
27
215 lbs
0 - 7 - 0

180 cm
22
218 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kosty Badzenko!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Fedor Mirinova and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Zhirinovsky gets tackled into the cage by Badzenko. Badzenko maintains the clinch.
Badzenko tries to circle away but Zhirinovsky has him pinned against the cage.

Zhirinovsky lands a takedown into guard.
Badzenko tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Badzenko keeping moving, preventing Zhirinovsky from controlling successfully.
Zhirinovsky missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Zhirinovsky loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Zhirinovsky connects with a couple of short punches.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Zhirinovsky is looking to work some ground and pound but Badzenko has wrist control.
Badzenko preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Badzenko keeping moving, preventing Zhirinovsky from controlling successfully.
Zhirinovsky chips away with some ground and pound.
Badzenko looking to control.
Zhirinovsky throwing strikes from guard but Badzenko blocks nicely.
Badzenko is looking to stand up but Zhirinovsky isn't so interested in that idea.
Zhirinovsky has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zhirinovsky landing with the ground and pound.
Zhirinovsky throws a big right hand that misses.
Zhirinovsky with a nice head shot there.

Zhirinovsky drops back looking for a submission - "I'm sorry sir, but I'm gunna break your leg" says Zhirinovsky as he cranks on the unfortunate limb! Badzenko screams and taps out before any major damage is done! Don't mess with Zhirinovsky! Nice submission victory there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
Vladimir Zhirinovsky decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.