PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Tony Maggio (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and M C Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Maggio's entrance music is Speak Softly Love. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Hammer's choice of entrance music: M.C. Hammer: U Cant Touch This. M C Hammer is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Maggio
vs
C Hammer

175 cm
30
183 lbs
17 - 11 - 0

181 cm
29
181 lbs
17 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very strong

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tony Maggio!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, M C Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer throws a low kick but Maggio moves out of range easily.
Maggio is looking to clinch.
Hammer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hammer moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jab from Hammer.
Maggio throws a sloppy head kick and Hammer moves out of range easily.
Maggio throws a head kick but Hammer moves out of range.
A big left from Maggio misses.
Hammer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sloppy strikes from Hammer. Those never looked like landing.
Maggio scores with a shot to the body.
Hammer motions for Maggio to come forward. Hammer throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Maggio throws a jab but it's blocked by Hammer.
Hammer throws a nice outside leg kick.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hammer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer tries to land a front kick but Maggio steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hammer moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hammer.
Maggio is breathing heavily.
Hammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Maggio is just out of range.
A head kick misses from Hammer.
Hammer just misses with a punch to the body.
Hammer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A punch combination from Hammer misses.
Maggio blocks the body kick.
Hammer jabs at Maggio's body.
Maggio takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hammer is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Maggio rather than just go for the knockout.
Maggio with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
M C Hammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Maggio gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Hammer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws a leg kick but Maggio sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Hammer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Maggio has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hammer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Hammer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Maggio tries to clinch but Hammer moves out of range.
Maggio slips under a jab.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hammer. Maggio does a little dance to reset his feet.
Maggio is looking to slow Hammer down with leg kicks.
Maggio has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hammer.
Nice body kick from Hammer.
A shot to the liver by Hammer. Beautiful body shot.
Maggio slips a straight right by Hammer.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer thuds a left hand into Maggio's body.
Maggio throws a head kick but Hammer moves out of range.
Maggio takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Maggio ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Maggio lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Hammer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Hammer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Maggio tries to work over Hammer's front leg with a kick but Hammer checks it.
Hammer throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A head kick misses from Maggio.
Hammer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Maggio fails in his attempt to clinch.
Hammer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Maggio on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hammer. Hammer obviously looking to wear him down.
Hammer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Maggio stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer lands a jab to Maggio's midsection.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammer misses with a straight left.
Hammer wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hammer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

Hammer lands a big head kick that sends Maggio tumbling to the mat! Hammer takes a step backwards and waves Maggio back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Maggio is rocked!

It looks like Tony Maggio has been cut.
Hammer throws a powerful right kick. Maggio tried to block low but the kick was high! Maggio was taken right off of his feet! Hammer jumps in to finish the job and the ref tackles him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). M C Hammer!
M C Hammer took to the mic after the fight and begged the organizational hierarchy for a shot at the title.