PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hy Wiener (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Macadam Baird (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wiener comes to the cage accompanied by Horse Outside. Hy Wiener is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Wiener
vs
Baird

179 cm
24
181 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

183 cm
23
175 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hy Wiener!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Macadam Baird!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baird misses with a takedown attempt
and Wiener counters with a nice body shot.
Baird shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wiener pinned against the cage. Wiener gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Baird shoots in for a takedown but Wiener shows good takedown defense.
Hy Wiener has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Macadam Baird.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Baird.
Baird shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Wiener counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Wiener scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A left lands for Wiener.
Wiener wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Baird looks gassed!
Wiener throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Baird stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Baird throws a looping overhand right but Wiener ducks down to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wiener has managed to clinch.
Baird has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Wiener is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Baird tries to score a body lock takedown but Wiener shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Baird has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Wiener avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Wiener lands a nice knee to the body.
Wiener lands an elbow inside that Baird shrugs off.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wiener.
Baird tries for a takedown but Wiener manages to get underhooks.
Wiener comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiener lands an elbow inside.
Wiener putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Baird in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiener lands an elbow inside that Baird shrugs off.
Wiener displaying some good clinch control by pressing Baird up against the cage.
Wiener lands a nice elbow.
Wiener lands an elbow just above Baird 's eye.
Wiener is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Baird takes an elbow to the forehead.
A right handed body shot lands from Wiener.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Wiener.
Wiener lands an elbow inside that Baird shrugs off.
Baird being controlled against the cage.
Wiener comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiener with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Baird misses with a body punch.
A bit of stalling here from Wiener.
Wiener lands a damaging elbow.
A bit of stalling here from Baird.
Wiener comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Knees in the clinch landing for Wiener.
Wiener is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wiener lands a shoulder strike.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Wiener.
Wiener lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wiener connects with a nasty looking knee right to Baird's face.
Wiener lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Wiener lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Wiener lands a nice elbow.
Wiener connects with a knee to the head.
Wiener connects with a knee to the head.
Wiener lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Baird backwards.
Wiener lands an elbow inside.
Wiener lands an elbow just above Baird 's eye.
Baird tries a body shot but Wiener blocks it.
Baird takes an elbow to the temple.
A body shot lands from Baird.
Wiener lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Wiener has the Thai clinch. He lands a big knee to the head and Baird goes down! Wiener dives on top of him - Baird manages to get guard.

Baird is rocked!

It looks like Macadam Baird has been cut.
Wiener wants to control from the top but Baird keeps moving.
Baird is still in real trouble! Can Wiener finish him?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wiener makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wiener trying to control the position from guard on top but Baird is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wiener tries to stand but Baird is controlling from the bottom.
Wiener engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Baird seems to have recovered his senses.
Wiener throwing strikes but missing.
Baird is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Wiener accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Wiener won't allow Baird to sweep him here.
Baird keeping moving, preventing Wiener from controlling successfully.
Wiener throwing strikes but missing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Wiener is in close to Baird's body, working some short punches and elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Wiener postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hy Wiener dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Macadam Baird's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Nice shot lands for Wiener.
Wiener throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Wiener with a nice cross.
Baird on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Baird walks into a jab.
A left lands for Wiener.
Hy Wiener seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Baird has his takedown stuffed
enabling Wiener to counter with a crisp jab.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Baird is breathing heavily.
Baird tries to throw a body punch but Wiener avoids it by throwing Baird back against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Baird changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Wiener fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Baird tries to move into range but Wiener moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wiener has closed the distance and engaged Baird in a clinch.
Wiener lands a damaging elbow.
Wiener working Baird over with knees to the body.
Wiener lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Baird goes for a takedown attempt but Wiener pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Hy Wiener has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Macadam Baird.
Baird shoots in but no luck this time.
Wiener scores with a sloppy right hand. Baird should have avoided that one.
Wiener lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Baird at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wiener lands a head shot.
Baird on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Baird takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Wiener paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Wiener fails to land with a series of punches.
Wiener throws a one two combo.
Baird walks into a stiff left hand from Wiener.
Wiener throws a leg kick which misses Baird's front leg but catches the back leg as Baird tries to avoid it.
Wiener throws a right and a left that Baird avoids nicely.

Wiener drives through and clinches with Baird against the cage.
Baird tries to score a body lock takedown but Wiener shows good agility there to stay on his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Baird takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiener comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wiener lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Baird wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Baird takes an elbow to the temple.
Wiener gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Wiener - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Baird is trying to break the clinch but Wiener has him pressed against the cage.
Wiener comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Baird tries for a takedown but Wiener manages to get underhooks.
Wiener lands a nice elbow.
A left hand lands to the body for Wiener.
Wiener creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Baird's defenses.
Wiener lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Wiener lands an elbow just above Baird 's eye.
Wiener lands an elbow that stopped Baird in his tracks for a moment.
Wiener lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Wiener is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Wiener just leaning against Baird, taking a breather.
Wiener gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiener comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Baird tries for a takedown. No joy.
Wiener lands a damaging elbow.
The referee calls for Wiener to work.
Baird is trying desperately to land a takedown but Wiener is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Baird.
Wiener gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Wiener pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Baird! Wiener unloads with more strikes and Baird sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hy Wiener!
A very excited looking Hy Wiener made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.