PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jesus Christ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pain Peters (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christ comes to the cage accompanied by All that Heavenly Glory. Peters is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by BringThe Pain. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Christ
vs
Peters

160 cm
28
146 lbs
15 - 9 - 0

167 cm
28
141 lbs
20 - 16 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jesus Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pain Peters!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Christ darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Peters wants to improve his position but Christ is controlling well.
Peters is trying to control but can't.
Peters tries to roll over but Christ keeps him under control.
Peters blocking the ground and pound attempt from Christ.
Peters trying to control here.
Christ lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Christ wants to pass to mount but Peters is defending the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Christ moves nicely into side control.

Christ in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Peters is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jesus Christ!