|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Uolevi Kaipainen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zilla Kong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kaipainen's entrance music is Fredi - Puhu hiljaa rakkaudesta. A fine choice. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
 |
|
 |
| 198 cm
29
270 lbs
14 - 10 - 0 |
|
196 cm
25
275 lbs
12 - 6 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
KO power |
|
ADCC Champion
Excellent MT
Powerful |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uolevi Kaipainen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Zilla Kong!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaipainen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Kaipainen is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
It looks like Uolevi Kaipainen has been cut.
Kaipainen throws an overhand right that lands on Kong's shoulder, as Kong tries to avoid the shot.
Kaipainen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kaipainen takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Kaipainen keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
It looks like Zilla Kong has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kong lands a jab to Kaipainen's midsection.
Kong changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Kaipainen is breathing heavily.
Kong defending well as Kaipainen loads up on a big left hand.
Kaipainen throws the left hand but Kong avoids the punch easily.
Kong thows a body kick. Kaipainen tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kaipainen moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Kong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Kaipainen looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kaipainen gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
Kong pushing down on Kaipainen's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Kong is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kaipainen on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Nice strikes from Kong there.
Kong lands strikes from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Kong connects with a nice short shot to Kaipainen's temple.
Kong wants to lay and pray for a moment but Kaipainen keeps working.
Kaipainen blocking the ground and pound attempt from Kong.
Kong thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kaipainen's head.
Kaipainen wants to get back to his feet.
Kaipainen avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Kong.
Kong throwing shots but Kaipainen is blocking nicely.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kaipainen makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!
Kaipainen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kong throws the kick towards the body but Kaipainen avoids it.
A punch combination from Kaipainen misses.
Kong takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Kong. Kaipainen shrugs it off though.
Kong scores with a hook.
Kong lands a big uppercut and Kaipainen crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Kaipainen looks OK. Kong waves Kaipainen back to his feet!
Kaipainen is rocked!
Kaipainen gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Zilla Kong!
A very excited looking Zilla Kong rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
100% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
