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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between yo mama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teddy Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Teddy Bear was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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195 lbs
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180 cm
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190 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Great low kicks
Very strong |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, yo mama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Teddy Bear!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bear shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
The fighters circling - mama throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bear ducks under a wild hook from mama.
No luck for mama with that takedown attempt.
mama throws a nice looking combination but Bear bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bear lands a lovely overhand right.
Bear closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Bear gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and mama counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Bear works over mama's head and body with a nice combination.
Bear blocks a head kick by mama.
Bear looks for a takedown but mama sprawls well.
yo mama has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Teddy Bear.
Bear shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and mama counters with a left right combination that sends Bear crashing to the mat - mama wastes no time in diving on top of him and pounding Bear out for a TKO! Devastating finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). yo mama!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
37% |
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