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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Calm Like A Bomb (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paging Faggot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think A Bomb might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to RATM / Calm Like A Bomb. Calm Like A Bomb had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 156.2lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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170 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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165 lbs
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Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Self confident |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Calm Like A Bomb!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Paging Faggot!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Dean Styles and Russell Pearce.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Faggot wants to clinch up but A Bomb keeps it at a distance.
A Bomb drives through with a takedown into Faggot's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
A Bomb stopping the sweep attempt from Faggot.
A Bomb stands up and waves to Faggot to follow him.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
A Bomb ducks under a wild hook from Faggot.
Faggot tries to close the distance and clinch but A Bomb swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A Bomb shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
A Bomb decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.
Faggot tries to clinch but A Bomb moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A Bomb changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from A Bomb.
A Bomb darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
A Bomb stands up out of the half guard.
Faggot wants to clinch but A Bomb slips to the side
and A Bomb counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A Bomb gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Faggot drives through with a takedown into guard.
A Bomb looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
A Bomb manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Faggot manages to get himself to full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Faggot looking for a sweep. Not yet Faggot, not yet.
Faggot is looking to stand up but A Bomb isn't so interested in that idea.
A Bomb stands up from guard. Let's bang!
A clash of legs there as A Bomb blocks the low kick.
A Bomb scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Faggot tries to clinch there but A Bomb circles away.
Faggot wants to clinch.
Faggot closes the distance and clinches up with A Bomb, looking for a takedown. Faggot pushes A Bomb against the cage but A Bomb circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Faggot tries to clinch up.
A Bomb scores with a takedown into Faggot's guard.
Faggot wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and A Bomb manages to pass to side control.
Faggot looks gassed!
A Bomb postures up and decides to stand up, from the half guard. The ref calls for Faggot to stand up.
A Bomb uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Faggot.
A Bomb closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - A Bomb lands in his opponent's guard.
A Bomb stands up from guard. Let's bang!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A Bomb scores a takedown into full mount!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Faggot is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Faggot looking to escape from mount but he's given up his back!
Faggot is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by A Bomb.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Faggot is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Calm Like A Bomb dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Faggot drives through and clinches with A Bomb against the cage.
A Bomb pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Faggot wants to clinch.
Faggot tries to clinch there but A Bomb circles away.
A Bomb dives in and grabs Faggot's left leg, looking for a takedown. Faggot pushes down on A Bomb's head and hops out.
A Bomb shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Faggot sprawls well. Faggot wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. A Bomb gets slowly back to his feet.
A Bomb buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Faggot tries to clinch but A Bomb moves out of range.
A Bomb closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Faggot did well to prevent A Bomb getting side control.
Faggot trying to control here.
A Bomb stands up and beckons Faggot to join him on the feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A Bomb shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than A Bomb was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Faggot tries to buck A Bomb off but he can't manage it.
A Bomb get's back to his feet.
Faggot fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Faggot fails with an attempt to clinch.
Faggot shoots for a takedown but A Bomb saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Faggot connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A Bomb scores with a jab to the jaw.
A Bomb keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A Bomb closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Faggot is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Bomb decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Faggot doesn't manage to clinch there - A Bomb circles away.
A Bomb bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
A Bomb decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Faggot tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Faggot tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A Bomb scores a takedown into full mount!
Faggot really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Bomb stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.
A Bomb gets the takedown into side control.
A Bomb decides to stand back up. A Bomb steps back and let's Faggot get back to his feet.
A big right from Faggot misses.
A Bomb looking to score a takedown here. Faggot is defending well but A Bomb drives through and ends up in Faggot's guard.
A Bomb gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Faggot tries to clinch up but A Bomb circles away and keeps his distance.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Faggot tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A Bomb shoots in looking for a takedown but Faggot manages to keep the fight standing, pushing A Bomb's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Calm Like A Bomb. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Faggot connects with a single shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Faggot fails in his attempt to clinch.
Faggot wants to clinch up but A Bomb keeps it at a distance.
A big right from Faggot misses.
Faggot is looking to chop away at A Bomb's legs.
A Bomb fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Faggot sprawls well initially but A Bomb persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
A Bomb is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Faggot can do to turn this around?
Faggot is looking to improve his position.
Faggot wants to control but A Bomb is keeping busy.
Faggot is trying to stand up here but A Bomb is controlling him well.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A Bomb decides to return to a standing position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Calm Like A Bomb dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
A Bomb lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Calm Like A Bomb seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Faggot shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts A Bomb as he jumps to the side.
A Bomb throws a nice outside leg kick.
Faggot misses the jab.
A Bomb shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Faggot's guard.
A Bomb stands and steps away. Faggot gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
A Bomb looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from A Bomb is defended easily by Faggot.
Faggot throws a head kick but A Bomb moves out of range.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Faggot shoots in looking for a takedown but A Bomb manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Faggot's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Faggot getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A Bomb shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Faggot manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggot trying to control the position.
A Bomb will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
A Bomb gets to his feet - Faggot follows without any prompting.
A Bomb shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Faggot as he avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Calm Like A Bomb. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A Bomb shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Faggot defends it nicely.
Paging Faggot seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Faggot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Faggot moves in looking to clinch but A Bomb pushes him off.
Faggot tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A Bomb throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Bomb defending well as Faggot loads up on a big left hand.
A Bomb avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Faggot tries to clinch up.
Faggot rushes A Bomb and presses him up against the cage.
A Bomb blocking some punches.
A short body shot lands from A Bomb as the two fighters clinch.
A Bomb lands a good knee to the midsection. Faggot won't want to take too many of those.
A Bomb avoiding damage.
A Bomb lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Faggot misses with a punch on the inside.
Faggot's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Faggot throws a head punch that misses.
Faggot can't find room to land a body shot as A Bomb controls the action.
A Bomb with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Faggot has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
A Bomb tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Faggot scores with a shot to the side of A Bomb's head.
Calm Like A Bomb is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Faggot tries to pull guard but A Bomb holds him up against the cage and eventually Faggot drops back down to his feet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A Bomb blocks an uppercut.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from A Bomb.
A shot in the inside from A Bomb.
Faggot throws a punch but it's blocked by A Bomb.
Paging Faggot has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Faggot pulls guard successfully.
Faggot looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
And that's the end of the fight!
Calm Like A Bomb showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for A Bomb, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:27
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Calm Like A Bomb!
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energy
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