PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Spurro Sparre (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Albus Athanasius (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sparre kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Sexy and I Know It . I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Sparre
vs
Athanasius

200 cm
18
195 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

188 cm
18
196 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Spurro Sparre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Albus Athanasius!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Tarja Halkonen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Athanasius is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Athanasius moves in looking to clinch but Sparre pushes him off.
A jab from Sparre does it's job there.
A slapping leg kick lands for Athanasius.
Sparre misses with a straight left.
Athanasius throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Sparre.
Athanasius tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Sparre manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Sparre ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Sparre displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Albus Athanasius has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good shot there by Sparre.
Sparre throws a series of strikes that have Athanasius backpedaling.
Sparre connects with a body shot.
Athanasius is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sparre connects with a looping right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sparre rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Athanasius moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Sparre lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Athanasius misses with a combination
and Sparre counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sparre really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sparre lands a really nice looking cross but Athanasius seems unphased.
Sparre sizes up Athanasius with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Sparre avoids the head kick by Athanasius.
Athanasius tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in the close the distance. Sparre manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Athanasius has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sparre finds it's way round the side to connect with Athanasius's head.
Athanasius tries to clinch but Sparre moves out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Athanasius tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Some bone on bone action there as Athanasius checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Sparre bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A combination from Athanasius does no damage.
Sparre is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sparre scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sparre fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Athanasius checks it well.
Athanasius on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Sparre lands a nice looking body shot.
Athanasius looks gassed!
Sparre ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sparre swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Athanasius.
Athanasius misses with a head kick.
Sparre misses with the combination.
Sparre lands a jab.
Athanasius has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Sparre finds it's way round the side to connect with Athanasius's head.
Athanasius tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Sparre to counter with a crisp jab.
Sparre is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Sparre scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Oooooh!!! Sparre has knocked Athanasius down with a huge combo! Sparre steps away and waves a wobbly Athanasius back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

Athanasius is rocked!
Sparre tried to score with a low kick but Athanasius checks it.
Sparre throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Athanasius ducks right into an uppercut from Sparre.
Athanasius is still on wobbly legs! Can Sparre finish him?
Athanasius tries to clinch up but Sparre circles away and keeps his distance.
Athanasius seems to have recovered his senses.
Sparre lands with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fight stays on the outside here - Athanasius looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sparre cracks Athanasius with a good jab.
Nice straight punches there by Sparre. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Sparre.
Sparre lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Athanasius goes down and covers up as Sparre starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Spurro Sparre!
Our winner, Spurro Sparre, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.