PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snoofty Douser (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Harvey Two Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snoofty Douser has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Douser
vs
Two Face

190 cm
25
210 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
205 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Snoofty Douser!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harvey Two Face!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, John Mangel and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Two Face defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Douser.
Two Face misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Two Face swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Douser.

It looks like Snoofty Douser has been cut.

Two Face gets tackled into the cage by Douser. Douser maintains the clinch.
Two Face is trying to break free.
Two Face is trying to break free.
Douser is trying to drag Two Face to the mat but Two Face just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Douser tries to pull guard but Two Face forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Snoofty Douser. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Douser keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Two Face's efforts to push away.
Two Face is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Douser to keep the fight standing.
Two Face wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Douser has him pressed against the cage.
Douser holding his opponent close, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Douser pulls Two Face into guard.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Douser is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Two Face is aware though and is defending well.
Douser not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Douser tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Douser is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Two Face is looking to stand up but Douser won't let him.
Douser knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Two Face on the ground.
Douser pulls Two Face in close to prevent any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Snoofty Douser just wasn't active enough.

Douser has closed the distance and engaged Two Face in a clinch.
Two Face is trying to pull guard but Douser turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Douser breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Two Face misses with a right hand

and Douser counters with a nice double leg into side control. Two Face won't be happy with that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Two Face managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Douser.
Douser taking a break here but Two Face is having none of it and regains half guard.
Two Face looks gassed!
Douser wants to pass to mount but Two Face is defending the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douser throws a strike but Two Face avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Douser wants to control from the top but Two Face keeps moving.
Two Face keeping full guard, as Douser tries to pass.
Douser trying to control but Two Face is working from the bottom.

Two Face pushes Douser off and scrambles back to his feet.

Douser takes the fight into the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douser tries a knee to the head but Two Face blocks it.
Two Face is trying to pull guard but Douser has him pressed against the cage.
Douser has Two Face pushed against the cage.
Two Face can't break the clinch.

Douser pulls guard successfully.
Douser controls Two Face momentarily but Two Face frees himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Douser working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Two Face doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Two Face manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Douser looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Two Face has picked Douser up and slammed him! Douser can't keep hold of the triangle and Two Face manages to pass to side control!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snoofty Douser dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Snoofty Douser's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Two Face misses with a two punch combination.
Douser fails with a takedown attempt.
No joy there for Two Face, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Sloppy strikes from Two Face. Those never looked like landing.
Douser keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Two Face.
Two Face needs to keep his hands up - Douser had a free shot at his head there.
Two Face stuffs the takedown.
Two Face is breathing heavily.
Two Face stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Two Face wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Snoofty Douser. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Two Face throws a combination that misses
and Douser counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Two Face misses with a body shot
letting Douser counter with a right hand.
Two Face stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Two Face wants it to stay on the feet.
Left hook, right uppercut from Two Face.
Two Face throws a series of punches but Douser moves out of range.
Two Face displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Douser.
A punch combination from Two Face misses.
Two Face displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Douser.
Douser throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Two Face lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Snoofty Douser is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Two Face throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Douser counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Two Face!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Douser landing strikes from the mount and Two Face is in trouble!
Douser working the ground and pound effectively.
Douser tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Douser breaks from Two Face's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Douser controlling the pace for now.
Douser dominating with strikes here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douser looking to control and managing it successfully.
Snoofty Douser overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douser working the ground and pound effectively.
Douser landing strikes, looking to finish!
Douser sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Douser lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douser sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Douser working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Douser landing shots from mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Douser controlling from mount.
Two Face taking shots to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snoofty Douser dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Snoofty Douser's cut.
That's time! Douser's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Douser has taken the fight to the clinch.

Douser breaks the clinch.
Douser smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Douser avoids a punch combination nicely.
Douser lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

Two Face is rocked!
Horrible takedown by Douser or perhaps it was just good defense by Two Face which made him look bad.
A left lands for Two Face.

Douser moves into the clinch successfully.
Two Face takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douser is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Two Face to keep the fight standing.
Douser tries to pull guard but Two Face holds him up against the cage and eventually Douser drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Snoofty Douser. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Douser manages to break the clinch.
Two Face throws a poor cross that misses

and Douser counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Douser wants a takedown.

Douser manages to break the clinch.
Douser tries to close the distance and clinch but Two Face swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Douser throws a left and a right that both miss
and Two Face connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Two Face misses with an uppercut. Douser saw that one coming.
Douser thuds his right hand into Two Face's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Two Face cracks Douser with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Douser walks into a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douser with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Two Face to score with a decent uppercut.
Douser uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Two Face.
Two Face misses with a body shot

and Douser counters with a nice double leg into side control. Two Face won't be happy with that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Douser wants to control but Two Face is keeping him busy.
Douser misses with the ground and pound.

Douser is trying to get an arm triangle but Two Face is defending well.
Sloppy strikes there by Douser.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Two Face takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Douser controlling from side mount.
Two Face is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Douser is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Two Face's shoulder. That is not cool.
Douser seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Two Face for as long as he can get away with.
Check out the look on Douser's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Two Face is not content to let Douser control the position.
Two Face is letting Douser control him for a moment.
Douser in side control lands a decent elbow.
Douser scoring with punches and elbows.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Douser controls the position from side control.

Douser working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snoofty Douser showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Douser, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:27
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snoofty Douser!